Sticky: hottest poster no poll needed it's me

[cag]

I have been pretending to be retarded this entire time. you have been trolled very hard, stevey. trolled hard and put away wet.

[herpreader]

this is a special case because these problems are over ten years old I had no idea it was even legal for a compnay to let their shit be this bad for this long while charging for it, I don't mean bad like apple's horrible shit I mean like straight up doesn't work at least apple stuff works this shit right here don't work and they want moneyf ro it for real

[herpreader]

I sitll don't have a fucking start menu right now I have to ctrl alt delete to turn this computer off


all this because I don't wanna go blind, why teh fuck can't windows just have a high contrast theme that actually works omg why do people prefer bright white lights directly in their eyes when you people aren't on comptuers do you spend your other time staring into lightbulbs and the sun what teh FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[cag]

usually its the operator of the equipment and not the actual machine itself. did you check to see if it was plugged in? that happens to me a lot.

[cag]

why would you want a start menu I had my boyfriend take that shit off my laptop

[herpreader]

thanks to stardock the only shit that makes my eyes hurt are both rubynets pretty much, but also thanks to stardock I CAN'T USE MY COMPTUER ANYWAY but at least the grey rings around my eyes aren't producing buckets of goop since I got stardock so I mean ugh

[maks]

ctrl-alt-del > new task > c:\wherever the stardock executable is.exe

[cag]

maybe try resetting your router

[herpreader]

usually its the operator of the equipment and not the actual machine itself. did you check to see if it was plugged in? that happens to me a lot.

lol

why would you want a start menu I had my boyfriend take that shit off my laptop

windows 8 doesn't come with a start menu it comes with the windows 8 start screen and that is why I have a start menu, because it's a mneu and not a screen, the start screen just makes no sense at all

[cag]

~player.modav startmenu 500000

[maks]

remember when you first got your windows 8 machine and I was all 'windows 8 sucks because metro" and you were all "stardock is 999999999 times better than breathing" and I was like "I can't recommend 3rd party shell replacement for work computers" well this is why

[cag]

try typing that into your notepad and see if the problem is fixed.

[herpreader]

ctrl-alt-del > new task > c:\wherever the stardock executable is.exe

yeah that worked but if I do anything besides play second life it's just gonna crash again but thanks for that tip that's cool

[herpreader]

maybe try resetting your router

~player.modav startmenu 500000

try typing that into your notepad and see if the problem is fixed.

remember when you first got your windows 8 machine and I was all 'windows 8 sucks because metro" and you were all "stardock is 999999999 times better than breathing" and I was like "I can't recommend 3rd party shell replacement for work computers" well this is why

nope I remember talking about classic shell's classic start menu like it was 99999999999 times better than breathing and I still feel that way I'm only using launch8 because stardock's objectdesktop just takes care of all their program updates and it's simpler while still being basdically tehs ame thing and launch8 also isn't crashing it's just objectdock


windows 8 is still fan-fucking-tastic I have completely forgotten what loading screens look like

[Autistic Spectrum]

WINDOWS 8

[herpreader]

objectdock replaces the taskbar, it's a hell of a lot better I really hope they fix this bullshit but after this problem I got like 99 problems and stardock is literally all of them if I could find a screen darkerning program that darkens shit that isnt' selected I'd just ask stardock for a refund

[cag]

I'm the one who gets to help stevey with his computer problem everyone else back off.

[herpreader]

WINDOWS 8

shoulda saved that for something else since that's an ipod ya fucked this up you should edit that post and save that lisa pic for somethign it'll actually have funny use with

[herpreader]

I'm the one who gets to help stevey with his computer problem everyone else back off.

actually I got a real good question what does everyone here use for dust I don't wanna use canned air because why blow the dust off just to have it land back on the pc, and on my bed, and in my nose, does anyone here have a computer vacuum already or something a product theya lready own and can recommend I can't afford to fuck up any purchases my mom has to pay back $1700 on taxes for 2012 even though every other year she's gotten money it makes no sense and we're FUCKED but dust frying thsi computer is also bad and dust is also bad for my health so I wanna get rid of that dust ya feel me I vacuum my actual room and house all the time and dust and shit but west warwick is so bad air soooooooooo bad

[herpreader]

also with this glass bong are you supposed to stretch your mouth open to put your lips on it or rest your mustache area and area below your lower lip and above your chin on it because the latter seems unsanitary but the earlier is quite difficult it's a odd decision for a hole size

[Autistic Spectrum]

magic flight = windows 7

soda can with holes poked in the top = windows 8

[herpreader]

here's another post not about lizards also logitech gaming software a lot of times won't start properly or itwill then I'll look at my lcd screen and the time will be frozen and I have to stare at it tomake sure heh

[herpreader]

magic flight = windows 7

soda can with holes poked in the top = windows 8

I don't get it you were better off just posting pictures of lisa and saying WINDOWS 8

[herpreader]

just take a breather dp you've had enough today clearly start fresh tomorrow

[Autistic Spectrum]

windows 8 is as bad as this thread about windows 8

[cag]

also with this glass bong are you supposed to stretch your mouth open to put your lips on it or rest your mustache area and area below your lower lip and above your chin on it because the latter seems unsanitary but the earlier is quite difficult it's a odd decision for a hole size

get yourself a glass blunt. I'm fucking serious these own so god damn much



Fat BITCHEN rips all day. the only thing i'll smoke out of atm

[maks]

windows 8 is the best thing that ever happened to apple and canonical

[Autistic Spectrum]

way to to destory the pc market windows 8

[Dirty Beatle]

get yourself a glass blunt. I'm fucking serious these own so god damn much



Fat BITCHEN rips all day. the only thing i'll smoke out of atm

Me want.

[Autistic Spectrum]

get a job or trick another retarded virgin into buying you shit