Rootbear's guide to coconut fucking

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EDIT: I HAVE REPLACED THIS WITH A BETTER GUIDE

~1: Make sure to use a coconut drill (can buy them easily) and then a sharp object to carve out the coconut hole to a pleasurable and sufficient size.~

~2: Insert a block of butter into the hole and wait for it to melt. You can speed this up if you like by heating the coconut. Beware of inserting into a hot coconut though.~

~3: Vigorously fuck and nut~

~4: Do NOT leave the coconut under bed like me. Just eat it afterwards - the semen makes for an appetizing condiment~

~EDIT: I'll be making an in depth guide later tonight by collaborating with the mods~

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this needs some comments and seirously. its a coconut with a soft babyshell. its not like its a fucking real coconut. holy fuck this nibba gay and fat

[Cag.]

that would hurt my hands. i love the wwe intro theme music too