i drank a lot

[internutt]

i did a cool jump kick that kicked this gay lantern relaly far away but i landed on one side and now im crippled with lots of bleeding cuts

did you shout a lot of ching chongs when you got hurt?

[internutt]

i dont remember. i was thinking to myslef "i need to stop drinking for one week" and i just rejected it outright as impossible to do

[juji]

what's kind of drink?

[internutt]

gyeongju beopju, cheap sake, korean beer, weiss beers, chocolate milk

[juji]

that's kind of risky when your liver is going to work hard

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

ching chong, nip nong fong

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

if u wanna hear about a drunk fuckup, like a month ago, I got really hammered and bored, so I went out to my pool with a shotgun my brother left here (have shot a glock underwater and it went fine) and shot it into the pool to see how a slug would expand, well the barrel exploded and split open like a banana like in those Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd cartoons and it turns out it is some kind of antique that isn't manufactured anymore and the barrel will cost $750 to replace before he comes back and wants to pick it up in a couple months

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

think he'll be less mad if I just lie and buy him a $400 remington 870 and tell him I had a freak accident at the range than if I told him I destroyed it by doing something reckless and retarded while shitfaced, plus he is taller and weighs like 50 lbs more than me and will kick my ass

[maks]

think he'll be less mad if I just lie and buy him a $400 remington 870 and tell him I had a freak accident at the range than if I told him I destroyed it by doing something reckless and retarded while shitfaced, plus he is taller and weighs like 50 lbs more than me and will kick my ass

here's my advice