Moxie is popular only in Maine, and only because it's made in Maine. It tastes like you mixed 2 parts store brand cola, 1 part store brand diet rootbeer, let it sit open to go flat for a day or so, and then shat in it. Supposedly it's called Moxie because "it takes a lot of moxie to drink this", so they've known it sucks since before it had a name.

Rating: Fuck Moxie, don't drink it. Tell everyone from Maine it's shit. They need to hear it from somebody.