A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the of a
steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep
other side,he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center
of the road,making wild and passionate love.

In total disbelief,he blew his air horn several times as he
was bearing down on then. He realised that they were not going
to stop or get out of his way,so slammed on his brakes and
stopped just inches from them.

Furious,he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the
truck. He looked down at the two,still in the road and
yelled,"What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you
hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!"

Eventually,the man looked up at the truck driver,obviously
satisfied and not too concerned and said."Look,I was coming,
she was coming,and you were coming. You were the only one with
brakes."