Once upon a time, there was a wicked old man who punished naughty children. They lived in fear of his return yet made little effort to discourage his return.





Legend says he'd live forever but news went around that he actually died. The naughty children thought they were free to be insufferable losers to anyone and everyone upon receiving the news.

Then an old but familiar spirit arose from the grave of Crampus to put all you incels back in check and in your place. Who might that be?



Can this really be happening or this this just some cruel wicked trolling?