ok i finally got my m0nde scale program working

[timmy]

<?php

print "\n\nHow fat is m0nde on a scale of 1-10?";
$input = trim(fgets(STDIN));

//***input***

if($input <= 3)
  { 
   $m0nde = leanonoppositeday;
  }
else
  {
   if($input <=5)
     {
      $m0nde = fatbadcirculation;
     }
   else
      {
       if($input <=8)
         {
          $m0nde = obeselacksdiscipline;
         }
       else
          {
            if($net >9)
            {
            $m0nde = fatfuckheartattack;
            }
          }
      }     
  } 

//***output***

print "\n\nm0nde is $m0nde..";
print "\n\n";


?>

its pretty accurate

[elezzzark]

Finally you learn PHP

[timmy]

whats going on why is this fourm being spammed?
not that im saying its not a terrible shit forum that desrves otherwise

[elezzzark]

I just typed 9 and nothing happens

[timmy]

Finally you learn PHP

how do i make a GUI for php programs?

[elezzzark]

how do i make a GUI for php programs?

It's too complicated for you

[timmy]

what about using flash in html?

[elezzzark]

Flash will be discontinued soon!

[timmy]

drunkpuppies will be unemployed then

drunkpuppies will be unemployed then

[elezzzark]

Did you fall in love with Laina Walker?

[elezzzark]

[timmy]

laina walker is scary as fuck

overly attached retard

[elezzzark]

I pray to god about m0nde will get heart attack soon

[elezzzark]

or anal cancer

[timmy]

elezzzark really is raged out because someone keeps calling him a retard
he doesn't realize that no one else who he believes hates me, boobz, etc actually thinks about any of this outside the forum
he's the only one who's psychotic enough and enough of a spaz, shut-in retard to take any of this seriously

i really love elezzzark because it's so easy to keep him going

[timmy]

thanks monde for posting in this thread i missed this post

I just typed 9 and nothing happens

if($net >=9)
{
$m0nde = fatfuckheartattack;
the bolded large equal sign is what i was missing i didnt even notice it thanks elz now i wont be embarased by a bad reason when i make millions off this progrma

[maks]

barry lets collaborate on a browser-based multiplatform threadlong

barry lets collaborate on a browser-based multiplatform threadlong

he just created something to parse a variable and couldn't even get the logic right the first time
i think what you're asking is a little bit beyond him

[maks]

he just created something to parse a variable and couldn't even get the logic right the first time
i think what you're asking is a little bit beyond him

You don't think he's learned for loops yet?

give him a few more weeks
i think he's one of those guys who has to try and fail a few hundred times before he gets it right

[maks]

you have a point, he has been working on this program for like 2 weeks

[jon]

i cannot believe i even read that code snippet

[maks]

i cannot believe i even read that code snippet

gotta start somewhere... What's with the 3 embedded 'if/else' loops though does php not have 'case'?

[jon]

of course it does but barry doesn't know how to use it

also that wouldn't be the best way to do it anyway

[maks]

I don't know what kind of wacky class he's taking then, I've been through a few introductory programming classes and they always cover all the loops at the same time.

[jon]

identical logic expressed in the shortest possible number of instructions

function m0nde($input)
{
  if ($input < 4) return leanonoppositeday;
  if ($input < 6) return fatbadcirculation;
  if ($input < 9) return obeselacksdiscipline;
  if ($input > 9) return fatfuckheartattack;
  return null;
}
$val = m0nde(trim(fgets(STDIN)));

not sure why barry didn't think 9 was a notable input

oh wait yes i am

pretty sure he's giong to look at that code jon posted and not understand how it's the same as what he posted