i'm drinking some nice, hot green tea. <3

or as cody would call it: chink tea!

[FFUUUUUU]

No one gives a shit, you're still fat.

and everyone agrees that you should be a and i haven't said shit. no one cares about ffuuuuuu!!

rain makes corn
corn makes whiskey
whiskey makes my baby a little bit frisky

drinking dat potion

i have vodka but no mixers my life is a sham

i have vodka but no mixers my life is a sham

'choot 'em!

sounds like a plan to me

y'know, liquor is measured in "jiggers"... i lol'd when i heard someone say it out loud once.

[Genital Doli]

Mmm, num. I'm waiting to hear the recipe!

Mmm, num. I'm waiting to hear the recipe!

3 parts rice
2 parts rice
4 parts rice
slowly mix with a bowl of rice and serve ontop of hot rice