http://www.prisoninmates.com/AnthonyAzukas281876
"Yes, I am incarcerated, but that doesn't make me a criminal. I had a gray period in my life with a poor choice in friends. I've learned my lessons! So, if you believe that sometimes a bad thing can happen to a good person, and your willing to give a person the benefit of the doubt, then hopefully I will hear from you."
He shot a guy I went to school with, 4 times. He didn't even know the dude, he was pissed at someone who ripped him off in a drug deal and was looking to get revenge on someone random. So basically I've gotta write this guy, right? Gotta be his prison penpal. Question is, though, how do I call him a stupid faggot and rage him out without the guards censoring it? I need to figure out a discreet way to troll a convicted murderer. I'm open to suggestions.
Thread: some people have a lot of nerve
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01-12-2012
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01-12-2012
Be a chick and let him spend months falling in love with you..... you will inevitably become his only source of inspiration and hope...... Then send him a picture of your cock :)
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01-12-2012
That's actually a pretty good idea, though the reveal would undoubtedly be redacted. I wish I could talk to him directly but it says on that page that prisoners aren't allowed on the internet and anything I send wil be printed out and sent through the mail, so it's going to go through the prison censorship office.
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01-12-2012
"Heroes
Thomas Paine, Niccolo Machiavelli, My Grand Father"
Do you suppose he's ever read Machiavelli or is he talking about the tupac album
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01-12-2012
also there's strong evidence to suggest he may be retarded
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01-12-2012
Well, rather than sending a pic of your cock you could always just reel him in, profess your undying love for him and then vanish from his life completely... leaving him heartbroken and tormented, feeling unloved and rejected forever. That's a decent compromise. :)
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01-12-2012
Erm - his favorite food is: buttered toast... Yeah, he's never read Machiavelli. Poser.
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01-12-2012
Looking at that website I'm actually sickened that these scumbags are afforded the luxury of internet socializing.
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01-12-2012
That line about how he isn't a bad person and just made a bad choice of friends really rubs me the wrong way. He shot a random person on the street while his friends watched from the back of his car, no doubt terrified that they were next. People already know you're serving a life sentence why lie like that?
Also check out his artwork
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01-12-2012
"well lemme see, putting mlk in there will maybe keep the groids in here from kicking my ass quite so often, and everyone believes jfk and lincoln were good presidents so I'll use them now who else can I draw to go along with these 3 peacemakers... I know how about the president who won the nobel peace prize only to turn around and start a 3rd war we couldn't afford? brilliant!"
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01-12-2012
The guy's in prison for first degree murder you retard. he's not going to find me, he's going to spend the rest of his life in the same building he's in right now.
Stop trying so hard to be a troll barry, you're way funnier when you're spewing your philosophical bullshit
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01-12-2012
I had a similar idea, write another inmate and promise them cash to beat him or stab him. As funny as that would be, I barely knew the guy he killed and am not willing to pay anything.
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01-12-2012big shit poppen lil shit droppen smoken mad dank out of a 6 foot bong errday bitch you is so ugly change yo face and maybe you can ride with a real mac og you ugly stank skuttle bucket god damn blowne on that mad og mango berry kush high as fuck put a gun in my mouth because i like the way that shit tastes #holla #bout it #420 #weed #yaboi
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01-12-2012
i will literally make you eat poop
**This account has been officially hacked and the original user is not liable for any future posts**
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01-13-2012
shitting in your own hands
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01-13-2012
he is into art, has pretty good grammar, (for a prisoner), and listens to classical music.. this guy seems like if frasier went to prison
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01-13-2012
oh my god this guy's name is fucking kermit http://www.prisoninmates.com/KermitParker129332
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01-13-2012
http://www.prisoninmates.com/WilliamBillLeonard16830 I really want to meet someone that is willing to write me, even though I’m on death row. I love to read and write, including erotic fantasies and stories. I’m seeking good interaction. So if you are looking for friendship with an 01’ warrior that will treat you as you deserve to be treated and have electrically stimulating contact with, then you have found your guy. Feel free to tell me about yourself, your likes and dislikes. I look forward to hearing from you.
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