i pledge that i will spend at least 10 days this summer

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drunk out on a floaty toy in the lake getting sun. i realized its too beautiful outside to spend each day drunk in front of a computer, i need to spend some days drunk outside too, and ive got this beautiful lake out there i could float around on with a beer in hand, get a little sun, lose some weight; maybe operate my grandparent's pontoon under the influence, accidentally hit a swimmer, end up in the paper, i gotta live a little