How much time of your entire life has been spent taking a shit?

[cagordon]

?????? I am searching for answers in all the wrong places.

[cagordon]

even as i type this im developing a horrendous shit cramp and a magnificant dump is well on the way to being born. Nature's precious little miracle.

[cagordon]

Idk like a couple weeks so far

[steveyos YOLO]

I usually jerk off or play my gameboy while taking a shit so it feels like my time isn't being wasted as much if i were just sitting there shaking and in severe pain waiting for the shit to come out

[cagordon]

I usually jerk off or play my gameboy while taking a shit so it feels like my time isn't being wasted as much if i were just sitting there shaking and in severe pain waiting for the shit to come out

Can I jerk you off while you shit?

[steveyos YOLO]

No I'm not steveyos

[cagordon]

please let me touch your weiner... please..

[cagordon]

just the tip

[cagordon]

She's got a scowl that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as BLACK as the cold night sky

Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that horrible place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry

Cocaine reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the saddness and the pain
To quietly pass me by

.......................gonna plug both your hershey highways with my huge dick.

[cagordon]

epson stealing gimmicks one day at a time

[steveyos YOLO]

Stop cat avatar guy I hate

how is playing a game boy not a waste of time