im signing up for codecademy

wjhat languages should I LEARN

[UofLCardfan08]

wjhat languages should I LEARN

Racist house painting 101

[Autistic Spectrum]

start with

javascript

move to

phython

then finish with

c

loop back around to
c#

[Autistic Spectrum]

acutally if you don't know jack shit

HTML & CSS
Javascript
jQuery
Python
Ruby
PHP


i never learned a lang before just cause i wanted to learn it, i learned it because i wanted to make something with it, and it was the best platform for the job

[Autistic Spectrum]

THIS SHIT IS FOR REAL NOT A FUCKING HOBBY

[jon]

php is dead, ruby never was and never will be, and python is for fucking losers

the future of web development is node.js with frameworks like express, and jquery in the frontend

however, web development is a shit job

so go learn a real language like C or java

[Autistic Spectrum]

the dark path of javascript frameworks

[Autistic Spectrum]

also jquery is not a lang, it's a shitty framework ontop of a shitty lang

[Autistic Spectrum]

and never learn java ever, it's even somehow worse than javascript and the runtime lmao fuck you

[jon]

java is fine, the runtime has been fixed since 1.5, these are no longer the days of broken garbage collection and unoptimizeable loops, all Big Data use java for everything, minecraft server is also java,,,,,,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh ya java, wave of the future, learn assembly and java

[Autistic Spectrum]

make something, and stuff is basically split, desktop and mobile and backend shit

become a mobile dev learn ios and the andorid sdk((fuck) or a java script mobile frame work that works with both in cordova , but make something, does not matter what, that's how elz started doing it, he made stuff, and found the best lang etc for what he was making, and now he's a millonare

[Autistic Spectrum]

acutally don't learn to code, become a lumber jack, fuck code, get a flannel shirt and a big ax and chop down trees all day

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.ehow.com/how_2097395_be-lumberjack.html

click that ,, do all the step,,,,

Gonna invent a language calles lumberjack

learn ArnoldC

jeusus christtttt

learn ArnoldC

this is a serious thread stomple im trying to improve my employmet opportuniteis

[juji]

These guys have never developed front end websites, Camoron

the onlly guy on this site who knows anything about real coding and doesn't just do it to fuck around and is actually employed as a coder full time and su[pports himself doing this is elezzzark so if you want to speak to someone knowledgeable speak to him

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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,can you teach us Ebonics?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm going to murder m0nde with code that someone pays me for

ill be in touch, elz.

ask syncan

neither jon nor ken post joniur know as much as aleezzzark does don't pay attention to them, just speak to elezzzark on steam and get some pro tips

[Autistic Spectrum]

my real advice, is stay out of the coding game,,,, maybe try something with 3d printing , or bio medical technology , or build a cag robot and make it your wife

don;t pay attention to dp he just works as a coder and supports himself and his family doing that and actually knows what he's talking about just like jon so don't ask them just go speak to elezzzark and he will tell you what to do

[maks]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

[maks]

this is "hello world" in brainfuck

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++. 

[maks]

seriously though if you're planning on being an admin just learn powershell