Surviving The Ebola Apocalypse with Cag, Stevey, Jon, Lisa, Tek, Tim & more - Halloween Special Edition

[rubycalaber]

this epic thread has been sent back in time from a world where the ebola plague has killed 99.69420% of the human population, only the most badass motherfuckers survive, such as psychological warfare specialist teknorat, world class sharp shooter jon and his life partner mark, and me, obviously

in this world women only have one use: luring fuckboys out for us to kill (so that's one more use than there used to be)


we were considering using the same technique with another female subject... but trial results... weren't hopeful...


but let me take you back to the beginning of the outbreak in a flashback I joined a crack team of SAS british operators, lead by a killer robot sent back in time to save the world from ebola, we traveled into the heart of the infection, we knew things were bad over there, but what we found was beyond our worst nightmares (niggers)


after society became completely overrun by the ebola infected, white nationalist extremist barrypothead heroically sacrificed himself to save me, never having a chance to tell me he had been in love with me all along


I couldnt let tims sacrifice be for nothing, I had to team-up with the best operator on earth: steven yelle, and find the hottest forum girl to repopulate the world with: cag


after saving cag from her autistic suger daddys neighborhood we went to the police station her rapist was being held at to try and get revenge


extremely rare audio of cag talking about her harrowing experiences being raped by a deranged mexican and having to whore herself out to older men just to survive, jesus, the world really has gone to hell... oh wait... this was before the apocalypse...


stevey and I continue to extract cag from aurora city, but we had one problem... cberry was after dat white pussy


but before we leave theres one last thing I had to do... there was one man too dangerous to be allowed to live in a world without rules... I had to kill... cody


after we taught cag how to operate we infiltrated the CDC laboratory where they engineered the virus that destroyed the world to give them a taste of their own medicine: by shooting them with ebola filled syringes


we traveled through a generic subway mission, fighting victims horribly mutated by ebola, to find our targets


we had our epic final show down with obamas evil kenyan withdoctor scientists who had harnessed the power of ebola to transform themselves into ungodly monsters, yes, monsters actually a bit worse than niggers


the world had changed... for the worst... it's now an empty wasteland, devoid of any possible enjoyment, where strangers will blow your brains out as soon as they see you, where you have to spend everything you have just to survive, where hunger and thirst are never far away, where you have to walk miles just to find any signs of life, where sudden and random death lurks around every corner, it is now the world... of WarZ


stevey and I brought cag back to colorado to see if we could survive long term.... it doesnt go so well


we found out the hard way that when ebola infects a white person it... it makes them stronger, when we encounter the goliath that used to be Dr. Kent Brantly


after years of being a useless cunt cag finally comes in handy and translates english to mexican for me so I can team up with a brazilian and finally get a kill... I am become ebola... destroyer of niggers


this future, it is only one of many possible futures... but it sounds fun, right?! well you can help make it come true! simply reply to this thread with

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!

THANK YOU EBOLA CHAN!

WE LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN!

and your egregore energy will give our goddess Ebola Chan the power she needs to cleanse this world of it's human infestation! you can also try out cool rituals like I just did below!



happy halloween! it might be our last...

[Autistic Spectrum]

with cag(A sexy girl)

when i talk to ruby on steam he seems like such a rational levelheaded guy

[timmy]

Those large nails

[Lisa]

Yeah sometimes he can be pretty cool then next minute he turns into like some kind of retarded 8 year old

[steveyos YOLO]

Those large nails

Digging into your back as he's pushing your shit in without mercy

[cagordon]

5 gold boxes. Haven't played Contagion since and deleted the local content from my games list.

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......................................Jon's life long partner, Mark.

[jon]

guess i've been outed thanks ruby

[jon]

dota2 anger theory

that's pretty good i never thought of that

[Genital Doli]

LOL! ROFL! EPIC.

i would never play a game this horrible stop making shit up ruby you faaggot

[maks]