Thread: In honor of Black History Month
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02-03-2012
Lynyrd Skynyrd's crashing planes, and whitey's on the moon
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02-03-2012
Bacon staring pensively, and whitey's on the moon
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02-03-2012
If you are going to use pictures of ugly and flamboyant transsexuals to flame me while whitey's on the moon
you need to use white ones to make it slightly more realistic cause whitey's on the moon
I don't see the point in using black ones and whitey's on the moon
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02-03-2012
6 more weeks of darkness
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02-03-2012
NASAās Announcement of Plan to Put Black Man on the Moon Takes Country by Mild, Restrained Surprise
After astounding the nation yesterday with the announcement that the United States plans to return to the moon by 2020, the revelation that one of the five men participating in the NASA mission will be an African American has taken most of the country by a more mild, restrained surprise today.
"A black guy's going to the moon? Well, why not?" read the subject line of a comment posted on a Yahoo! message board this morning, "The world's best golfer is black, and there's a good chance our next president will be black, so I'm not overly shocked. It's not like I'd say that this is the culmination of a triumvirate of unfathomable weirdness signalling that we've slipped into some sort of bizarro-world parallel universe or anything."
Indeed, the news that astronaut Leland Melvin is an African American whose background in geochemistry entails he will spend up to several hours on the actual moon has elicited a modicum of amazement throughout the populace that has slowly begun to evolve into measured cheer.
As CNN's Lou Dobbs opined last night in response to a caller questioning whether Melvin's race should even be considered relevant, "I think itās a great thing for their raceā¦ which is to say the human race. So itās good for everyone. Obviously itās not a big deal. In fact, itās not a deal at all. Itās no deal. Iām sure heās a fine astronaut."
Still, not everyone in contemporary America is so open minded about the prospect of an African American voyaging to the moon.
Groused some guy outside a truck stop in Oklahoma: "A nigger on the moon? I've been sayin' for years, 'What's next, a nigger on the moon?'. Next thing you know, there'll be a damn woman on Mars."
Not anytime in the near future, according to NASA, which cites insufficient research data on the potential for the unique gravitational forces that exist on the moon and Mars to disrupt a woman's menstrual cycle and cause her to freak the fuck out.
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02-03-2012
dark side of the moon
disappointing you is getting me down
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02-04-2012
pokemon region rennoh, with craters and shit and whitey's on the moon
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02-04-2012
i dont know how to plus rep anymore on this piece of shit forum but that video was a good find.
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02-04-2012
im talking about freebird of course gotta love the classics :p
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