Official Rubynet H1Z1 Thread

[rubycalaber]

attention all three people left on this forum, you should to watch the following video to learn why you need to play H1Z1 with us



reasons why it's better than DayZ:
-can steal peoples real life money via intercepting airdrops that cost retards $5 a go
-zero hackers encountered so far
-graphics that don't look like second life
-made by sony online entertainment so has gameplay that actually works
-actually gets updates that fixes real problems every few days
-zombies dont teleport around, phase through walls or hit you from a mile away
-there are several vehicles already and they don't sink into the road at random
-people actually stop and talk to you, thus giving you opportunities to troll them

come play the latest new groundbreaking zombie survival MMO with such a-list internet celebrities as rubycalaber, steven yelle, lisa, teknorat, pjs bf dave, piss jugs and m0nde


if I can find the care I'll update this thread with videos of our shenanigans

[UPGRAYEDD]

Now I feel like I am the only person who doesn't play this game. Guess what, I don't play PC games. Sorry.

[UPGRAYEDD]

If you want to buy me a 4k 70" TV, wireless keyboard and mouse and a gaming controller and an HTPC I'll play with you, but I'm not playing anything on my two year old Acer laptop with a busted scroll wheel button mouse and broken USB ports...

Then even if I get all that expensive shit the game will never work because windows is gay and playing games on a PC is a pain in the ass clusterfuck of updates and patches and fixes and betas and re-releases and dlc and fuck all that. FUCK ALL THAT WORK. Want to come do 24/7 tech support for me? Then I'll play your zombie game that won't even be popular anymore in a month.

[UPGRAYEDD]

On my new gaming HTPC that is awesome now but won't be able to play any game that comes out after it's built.

that's actually a good game with no assholes other than the guys who steal your pay to win supplies - but you can be that guy. but that light of day or whatever the hell it is that stevey and everyone else is palying sounds much better

[maks]