I've got the most beautiful ass pic to share with you, It's not mine

[Lisa Claus]

it's a girl called "Alexina"... she was even smaller than me

funny girl

got angry at me foir using "BAM" cleaner in her bathroom when I visted her "because it's really expensive". LOL.

but... this is just.... really nice.... and it's taken in the bathroom I used the dreaded "really expensive" bam cleaner in

but it needed it.... I wanted to clean it but she was just insulted

but anyway... presenting "Xina's" ass



you may have seen a pic of my chubby pasty white ass next to hers in another pic before.

[Lisa Claus]

also 3 kids have come out of that

[Lisa Claus]

- Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

- Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

- Follow the three R's: Respect for self, Respect for others and Responsibility for all your action.

- remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

- When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

- Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

- Be gentle with the earth.

- Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.

- Spend some time alone every day.

- When you realise you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

- Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

- Open your arms to change, but [daren't... I mean...] don't let go of your values.

- Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.

- In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the surrent situation. Don't bring up the past.

- A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.

- Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time.

- Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

- Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

- Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon. [Buddha died eventually from eating some bad pork someone had given him, he allowed on other people to feed him... after diarohhea and he was really old for the times anyway he died peacefully but not before making sure no-one blammed the person who made the pork... others ate it and some got sick and some didn't.... but Buddha made sure no-one blamed the one who made it... and then he died. So Not like I'm saying you should go out and eat poison, because yopu know, poison is poison and you'd probably die a horrible painfull death but like you know.... anyway....]

The end.

subtext by my two pot screaming, cheers big ears

[Lisa Claus]

Just putting it out there.

[Lisa Claus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOB2XOM8Tt8

would you like a spoon darling?

[Lisa Claus]

just a drunken embrasssment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLHz6...BaLT4A&index=5

Enjoy your daily lisa garbage

[steveyos]

send me more of these pics please woah!

fuck you guys suck

[Genital Doli]

*licks Lisa*

Hey!

I've noticed you around

I find you very attractive

Would you go to bed with me?

[steveyos]

lisa and her friend got the nicest asses ever hands down

[timmy]

ive seen better

[timmy]

in person

[timmy]

she was also not 30 something

thats a guy. also i think you need to learn the rules.

1. This is not my problem
2. This is NOT fucking problem
3. You made a thread about your real life that no one cares
4. You made a thread about your problem, not me
5. You never borrow me a car if i help you
6. Why i have to read your thread which is not my problem?
7. Your car ain't mine
8. your car IS AIN'T FUCKING MINE
9. You seek help to exploit posters here
10. You're a faggot with voice changer

[timmy]

garfield your sig makes me never want to do mdma again, ever not even if it sfree

abo kid at a rave

[sex with dead people]

I would jerk off while reading lisa's obituary.

[timmy]

I would jerk off while reading lisa's obituary.

with or without lube?

[sex with dead people]

I'll just keep spitting on it if required.

[timmy]

gross spit makes it smell bad

[blumpkin blownuts]

jerk it dont smell it

[blumpkin blownuts]

i dont use lube i need all the grip i can get

[Genital Doli]

gross spit makes it smell bad

[stars jacking off] man this is geting me so horny [smells penis ot of fraocking nowhere lmao] OH wow. THis penis smells bad. Time to stop jacking off.

[timmy]

all that will do is desensitize it bob do you want to enjoy pussy or not

[timmy]

[stars jacking off] man this is geting me so horny [smells penis ot of fraocking nowhere lmao] OH wow. THis penis smells bad. Time to stop jacking off.

yea okay

[blumpkin blownuts]

all that will do is desensitize it bob do you want to enjoy pussy or not

hmmm maybe thats why it takes me at least an hour to cum
usually i get thrown off by then

[timmy]

yea i learned my lesson thew hard way aka i spent a long time researching wtf was wrong with me, now i can finish in 20 mins bareback i feel accomplished

[Genital Doli]

Tims balls probably stink lol, probably very dry and smely balls. I spend a lto of time thinking about Tims balls and hole

[timmy]

i shave my balls theyre smoothe as a babys butt you wanna touch them?