♥❤♥fLoAt On FrIdAy♥❤♥

[Desolation]

Ladies and loved ones, it's that time of the week where we all unwind. Stressful five days seem to fly out this hectic but beautiful world of ours as we sit back and say what we love about life. Lets careen into the weekend together.

This is real simple, but needs to be smoooooth and soulful, I don't want any ruined vibes~

First give your name.
Then give your sign.
Then, you tell the whole forum what you love about a woman (or man) - I'll start as an example..


hello, I'm Desolovetion. I'm a Sagittarius. And I love a woman who is like river dam: cold and stern on the outside, but with enough perspiration, will open her gate and get a whole city soaked~

[timmy]

hello, I'm cbarry. I'm an Aries. I love a woman who fucks on the first date and leaves before I wake up in the morning. I love meaningless sex because it remporarily makes me forget the crippling pain.

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Oooh, thats tasteful.

hello i'm ramen and i'm a libra, and i love a man who can make me feel loved and special when he holds me at night.

[maks]

Hello, I'm marks98. I'm the zodiac sign in late February whose name escapes me. I love whichever woman is the drunkest.

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Compassionate

[maks]

hello i'm ramen and I lick butts

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Cum and passionate

[blumpkin blownuts]

well i'm bob, i'm a capricorn and i like a woman who likes to bite and claw and call me her filthy little slut

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if this thread gets any more steamy I'm going to lock it.... And keep you all inside to myself.

[maks]

my name is weirdbeard88, I'm a wildebeast, and I love a woman with more facial hair than me

my name is caz, I'm a limey, and I want a man who will watch me masturbate over the internet

my name is toolfan1993, I'm a heroin addict, and I like a woman who lies to me about my friends

my name is stomplebane, I'm whichever star sign is the gayest, and I like a boy who won't tell his parents

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it may be a time for loving, but thats not stopping my reputation from flaring up

it may be a time for loving, but thats not stopping my reputation from flaring up

[cberry]

i'm the real cberry, i want a woman that don't need pearls to make my toes curl... a real lady that's smooth like jazz, and a nice firm-- heh, shut yo mouth... but yall cats know what i'm saying

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True soul enters this passion party

Camoron (Cameron)
Gemini
Well I look for personality as a main thing in guys. You need to be able to have something to chat about or something in common. Looks / cutiness. Next as you need some attraction to them Looks are not everything but you need some attraction. Then id say must be funny, daring and playful with a sence of fun and outgoing!

[skrizach]

hello I'm skrizach and I'm a virgin. I'm also a virgin cause I'm a fucking nerd and I'm scared of girls because they're all so pretty and oh god why am i still alive

[blumpkin blownuts]

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[skrizach]

hello I'm skrizach and I'm a virgin. I'm also a virgin cause I'm a fucking nerd and I'm scared of girls because they're all so pretty and oh god why am i still alive

whoa haha that first was supposed to say virgo but HEYO

hello im skrizach and im an idiot. im also an idiot cause im a fuckin idiot

[skrizach]

poster above me nailed it

:drunk:

no drunk smily

:rage:

come on ruby this smiley selection is terrible tis 2013 get your shit together

[skrizach]

YEAH RUBY COME THE FUCK ON MAN

[skrizach]

cum the fuck on a man

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updated lol