Garfield thread

[Wendy <3]

Grafield are you gonna die this year for real or are you trolling us with your fake hardships like stoveyos does

this is easily one of the best threds ive ever made

thats cause i amde it rofl

thats cause i amde it rofl

I'll never forget that time Mom yelled at me for not winning that sack race, brother. How you still cheered me on anyway and took me out for fresh kiwi Garfburgers afterwards. How we could just look around in Target for hours and hours until after closing when they finally made us leave the store. I'll always remember how you made my heart feel like wet dog fur whilst you pierced my urethra through with your Totenkopf ring.

The truth is brother... our brief time spent together was wonderful. Yet all along it was but a thin layer of happiness suspended above a plunge to thy mortal peril. Like a tapas stretched over a Wolfgang Puck wine glass, for which I shall weep forever o'er.

i missed you stomple

stomple, stop it. go unblock all of us on steam right now

[stevеyos]

you should eat healthy and exercise you're young and it's 2015 if you show that you actually want to survive and go to every doctor you can find you can get through it I know someone with 100x worse problems than this he's had multiple brain operations amongst a ton of others everywhere else on his body and he's still around

[stevеyos]

that person goes to yale hospital and I'm getting in there becuase of them with no waiting time so if you're interested in going there reply here because I don't see pm notifcations on tapatalk and it's all I use because it's also on chrome os and windows desktop so I can tapatlak every time and it's much better than usig the actaul forum so anyway I can get you into yale hospital reply here if you're intersted

[stevеyos]

the wal mart Im' staying at just got wifi and they're 100% fine with people living in the parking lot so get a chevy express 3500 like me 2002 that or older don't get new shit the brakes never work on newer vehicles and we can convert them together and have matching converterd vans!

[stevеyos]

seriously though if you're only going to one doctor they could be completley wrong I had doctor that before givin gme my weed card he wanted me to take all sorts of pills and nothing was any good I wanted weed but he didn't wanna give out weed cards I was the 2nd person he gave one to but after trying or barely trying shall I say to put it lightly, all those shitty pills, the final ones he wnated to try was two pills and a liquid becuase one pill might make my stomach bleed then the othe rpill was I forget and then the liquid and maybe the 2nd pill were to make sure my stomach didn't bleed, I didn't take any of them I tol dhim I'm gonna give him a swirlie if he doesn't just give me weed he did and then that was in 2009 also might I add I was already smoking weed and refusing pills at 12 they tried to put me on adderol or whatever prozac and I smoked weed instead and so I began going to 999999999 different doctors and it's amazing how wrong they can be anyway start cramming every healhty thing you can find up your ass drink a lot of water keep doing both every day a little of each every few minutes all day every day one tiny bite every 3 minutes so you have a constnat strema of healh running through your body but you don't overeat cause one bite you're not hungry you're not full you're just healhty and go to every doctor in the world and you'll be fine

[stevеyos]

also use your hollywood status and do us both a favor, contact richard simmons and arrange a meetup for the three of us and let's convince him to cure you and also we make a sketch comedy show for fjs.tv

[Wendy <3]

Nope.

lisa, i clicked view post and saw that was about me again. plesae leave me alone. go pm someone or talk to one of the many others who love y9ou here. i know everyone's your friend and no one likes me :( bye. please stop

this is why I had to finally ignore lisa. she just wont leave me alone

M0nde is mentally retarded. His every post is about me, he is still posting about me, he has a fake twitter under my name and brags about collecting every post I've ever made and having a lisa.txt file.

Fuck off m0nde.

Also stomple has YOU blocked on steam, why do you keep thinking that when someone hates YOU that everyone else must hate that person, they don't, just you. "Lisa hates me, that must mean all her friends that she has talked to for years are just trolling her hate her." They don't you retard loser. "Stomple has me blocked on steam, that must mean he has everyone blocked on steam." He doesn't you pathetic loser. In fact you are one the most unliked people in this forum, just leave, no-one wants you here.

Love you Garfeels, am praying to my gods.

We were all laughing last night in steam how m0nde has been spazzing for a week now about me getting pms, I just say "I have pms to read" and m0nde goes into a week long spazz about it, we were all laughing at what a loser he is on steam and teknorat says it's because no-one pms m0nde, I say it's because he is as pathetic and delusional as I just outlined.

P.S.

More love for the Garfeels.

[Wendy <3]

Why are you still spazzing out?. Nobody likes you and you are literally the dumbest person to ever post here. You have no friends. You are boring as dog shit. You are a tryhard ass sniffing loser with no friends. You literally need to leave.

Im pretty disgusted that garf openned up with his terminal cancer in a thread and lisa has spent nearly thr whole time making it about herself.

[Wendy <3]

She's literally the ugliest bitch to have ever posted here

i cant wait to send you guys pms from heaven

garfield, how was your monday?

She's literally the ugliest bitch to have ever posted here

A LOT hotter than you. Deal with it. Plastic surgery didn't even help you.

Im pretty disgusted that garf openned up with his terminal cancer in a thread and lisa has spent nearly thr whole time making it about herself.

Actually fucktard I was the one he told, not you, he hasn't even spoken to anyone else

And what's this? a whole page of YOU 3 losers posting about ME.

Get lives.

Love ya Garfeels, IF you get there before me save me a seat.

[Wendy <3]

A LOT hotter than you. Deal with it. Plastic surgery didn't even help you.

That made a lot of sense

Im pretty disgusted that garf openned up with his terminal cancer in a thread and lisa has spent nearly thr whole time making it about herself.

Garfield shouldn't have to deal with this shit while he's lying on his death bed.

[Wendy <3]

He deserves it for trolling her pretending to like her

[Poopalew]

He deserves it for trolling her pretending to like her

So I must let you know that I cant be your friend anymore because you live an unclean life.

in a couple year poopelew is going to wind up self aware