Found On The Net 2 !

[maks]

[Dirty Harry]

Should this thread be call Found On The Net #3 by maks :p

[maks]

No, no it should not

[Dirty Harry]

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[Wendy <3]

Hilarious pics as always dirty harry

good thread. glad you decided to continue it with your usual witty pics, dirty hatty

[maks]

it's not actually the president's job to enforce laws kent...

[maks]

if trump wants to enforce laws he should run for sheriff

[Desolation]

Visit America
A Country of Laws

[maks]

I Don't Actually Know What A President Does

But I Sure Believe I Know Who Would Do it Best!!!!

[Dirty Harry]

[maks]

kent give me a quick rundown of what you believe the president's job is

[maks]

do you believe he's clint eastwood in a suit

[Poopalew]

do you believe he's clint eastwood in a suit

Who sent Jesus?

[Dirty Harry]

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[Dirty Harry]

Two Coffees in Heaven!


Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohamed?' he asks.
'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up.'
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'
'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;
Mohamed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.

He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ;
you will find Mohamed higher up.'

Mohamed higher than Jesus!
Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.

Once again, he reaches an even larger room
where he meets this truly magnificent looking man
with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

'Are you Mohamed?' he gasps as he is by now,
totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, 'Yes please!'
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:
'Hey, Mohamed, two coffees!'

Keep your trust in God;
your president is an idiot.

[Dirty Harry]

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[Desolation]

you're a total fucking retard