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    i posted an ad up and only got one reply, from someone not attractive
    almost all the w4m ad's are "420 friendly" and "looking for help with bills in xchange for funnnn"

    so finally i got sick of it and posted another ad at m4w that sounded like a loser in the description and for the title put "looking for sugarmama and flophouse where i can smoke dope" and sure enough three idiot females replied before i raged out and deleted it

    i have their email addresses and could still respond but im afraid of people like that
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    lol

    wtf are you doing?

    Man whore
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    i'm picky, i like women who are challenging but not entirely stuck up & frigid
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    it would suck if i had a date anyway i have nothing to talk to with anyone except for this very fact
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    my last date is still getting off crack

    I don't usually "date"

    once in a blue moon when the skin deprivation makes me want to die I'll go pick up

    by the way pathology came back and was all clear

    my vag just had inflamation from being poked with

    pleasant dreams
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    sex with dead people
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    it would suck if i had a date anyway i have nothing to talk to with anyone except for this very fact
    Talk to them about being immortal and about yours days of posting on fjs.
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    your a sad lonely little man bob hughes
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    craiglist yes, the list that has lots of whores who were molested by father lisa was raped
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    sex with dead people
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    I found out a former friend of mine was gay after a mutual friend showed me his ads on craigslist looking for other fags to fuck.
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    I don't do things like this which is why I love myself so much
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    I use a secure dating site

    for picking up on the rare occassion where I think I will literally shrivel up and die if I can't pick up.
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    if everyone get's herpes, then it's like no one has herpes
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    When I left my x b/f I had an inflamed vagina

    but pathology came back and it was all clear

    so I'm bragging about not having crack AIDS on a gay nigga dick forum now

    and discussing the putrid state of my vagina
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    your a nasty bitch lisa, and will die alone and unloved
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    I see me every day at fjs when it's a real company and you're all working at it I'm gonna be like awwwww I hate these people every single day
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    I hope so

    just go to bed and stop breathing and no-one would know until my neighbour wonders what that smell is

    no-one would come to the funeral

    but I wouldn't have to live this putrid unwanted life anymore

    and I wouldn't have to post with fuckheads like you as my only human interaction

    sounds bliss enough to me
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    you'll be fine I survived eight years of this boring junk
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    I'm 34 in 2 weeks

    I've endured this wretched existence long enough
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    That suicide is painless,
    It brings on many changes
    And I can take or leave it if I please.

    The game of life is hard to play,
    I'm going to loose it anyway,
    The loosin' card I'll someday lay;
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    please film your suicide.
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    clearly as I am sitting here still breathing and existing in a wretched life I do not commit sucicide you retarded waste of space

    do yourself a favour and indulge in the highest indulgence there is, take your own life jack
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    Quote Originally Posted by dp View Post
    That suicide is painless,
    It brings on many changes
    And I can take or leave it if I please.

    The game of life is hard to play,
    I'm going to loose it anyway,
    The loosin' card I'll someday lay;
    loose :mischef:
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    people
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    people die eventually
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    I hope I don't I'm relying on science
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    fuck that I want to die

    I was sick of this a quarter of a century ago
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    can I see that water trick first sorry
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dp View Post
    your a sad lonely little man bob hughes
    tis true, except im a large man
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    Quote Originally Posted by JujiDrool View Post
    I hope so

    just go to bed and stop breathing and no-one would know until my neighbour wonders what that smell is

    no-one would come to the funeral

    but I wouldn't have to live this putrid unwanted life anymore

    and I wouldn't have to post with fuckheads like you as my only human interaction

    sounds bliss enough to me
    you can get phenobarbital from south american pharmacy-direct stores, it sold as "kids vitamine c"
    takes 6000 mg mixed into 8oz hard liquor
    wrap plastic around your head before you pass out

    it worked for the heavans gate cult using much lower doses
    but i ate the whole bottle, it didnt work for me, not longeer than a couple hours anyway
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