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    full metal merchant timmy's Avatar
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    after i see tests for her cleanliness down there, and that she took her bc pills, then i would let her wake me up in the middle of the night and rape me
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    Lisa Claus
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    oh I get tested every time I have unprotected sex

    and I'm clean.. for some unfair reason I've gotten away with it all

    but Tim, we've been through this

    1. You live with your parents

    2. Being funny or slightly nice to me 1% of the time and being a total nasty idiotic prick the other 99% of the time just doesn't cut it with me

    I enjoyed watching you wank that one time but you'd need a more mature personality for anything of the sort to ever happen again let alone more

    I've been around Tim, I like older men because they are past playing stupid little games and freaking out about sex
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    if i let you rape me thats not really sex
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    anyone reading that long ass post say yeahhhhhhh
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    Lisa Claus
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    Quote Originally Posted by cbarry View Post
    if i let you rape me thats not really sex
    oh so you want your ask your mum if I can have a sleep over and hope that I rape you?

    LOL

    Tim....
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    please , please for the love of everything that is good and holy, just fuck off lisa, stop posting here i mean enough is enough
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    Quote Originally Posted by dp View Post
    please , please for the love of everything that is good and holy, just fuck off lisa, stop posting here i mean enough is enough
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    Rapeing lisa is not all it's cracked up to be, believe you me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter View Post
    Rapeing lisa is not all it's cracked up to be, believe you me
    did your dick rot off or did you soak it in acetone
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    first off it was not rape, that little bitch was asking for it, wearing those sexy footy pj's strutting around like she owned the place
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    Lisa Claus
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    it's clearly dp

    reeking of desperation for my attention

    I already have one desperate troll and that is maks

    the position has been filled, please find a life
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    Lisa Claus
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    ok Tim

    let's go to bed

    goodnight you fucking losers
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    im not going to bed any time soon, i drank a dozen shots of southern comfort and now im cooking enough pasta to feed two people all for my self
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    I don't drink

    I'm a terrible drunk and already drank all my share and yours the many number of times I did drink in my life

    In the past couple of years I do it once in a blue moon by accident or if I haven't picked up in ages and need to go out and do so... so in order not to just sit in a dark corner of the pub giving death stares when not avoiding eye contact I get sloshed and slutty and grab some poor bastard by the ear to have my way with him

    it's never worth it though... I get laid, run away and then feel deathly ill for 2 days with a hangover so I don't even see myself doing that anymore

    there was also a time in my life when I couldn't have sex with someone for the first time without getting drunk first but I have reached a point now where if they really want to and I really want to I can manage it

    and I'm going to bed

    I've posted enough for a week now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Claus View Post
    I don't drink

    I'm a terrible drunk and already drank all my share and yours the many number of times I did drink in my life

    In the past couple of years I do it once in a blue moon by accident or if I haven't picked up in ages and need to go out and do so... so in order not to just sit in a dark corner of the pub giving death stares when not avoiding eye contact I get sloshed and slutty and grab some poor bastard by the ear to have my way with him

    it's never worth it though... I get laid, run away and then feel deathly ill for 2 days with a hangover so I don't even see myself doing that anymore

    there was also a time in my life when I couldn't have sex with someone for the first time without getting drunk first but I have reached a point now where if they really want to and I really want to I can manage it

    and I'm going to bed

    I've posted enough for a week now
    and you wonder why i brutally raped you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter View Post
    and you wonder why i brutally raped you.
    lol

    XD
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    you jacked it on cam for lisa bruh? Did you get anything in return or was it just like "fuck it i'm gonna cum on this bitches face"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Claus View Post
    2. Being funny or slightly nice to me 1% of the time and being a total nasty idiotic prick the other 99% of the time just doesn't cut it with me
    ya your right, it has to be like at least nice to you 2% of the time for you to have sex with tehm lmao
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    I value myself so little that the number of times you say "Hello" and barely acknowledge my presence is directly correlated to how badly I want to have sex with you
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