is it me or is it just not possible to "just be friends" with a female

[blumpkin blownuts]

she's the best (only) female friend i've had and i find her attractive as a person though not physically and she tells me she wants a physical relationship and my heart says no but my desperate dick is trying to take control and oh god do i ever hate female drama

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'm a sick individual and no good for anyone at this point in my life, so do i blow a close friendship or wait and blow it with someone whom i wont feel as resentful about when i break her heart and/or vice versa

fuck it all, im going to start going to the men-only meetings from now on

[maks]

she's the best (only) female friend i've had and i find her attractive as a person though not physically and she tells me she wants a physical relationship and my heart says no but my desperate dick is trying to take control and oh god do i ever hate female drama

this isn't female drama, this is bob drama. just fuck her and be done with it.

she's fat and or ulgy, this is your chance, to give her the deep dicking of a lifetime,

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah i shouldn't even be bringing this here. light my ass up plz

bob hugs, post a picture of her

[blumpkin blownuts]

don't have one but i'd say she's a 3 or 4 /10

[blumpkin blownuts]

i've never gone lower than a 7 which is what i rate myself

ya post a picture, we can then tell you the amount of alcohol you need to consume to be able to fuck her but still not get whiskey dick,

[blumpkin blownuts]

ob gtfo don't pipe up or i will whack you in ur transexual fucking mouth

she;s gotta have a facebook or something give her name to flaggerchat he will find out what she paid in state taxes last year

[blumpkin blownuts]

i dont think she knows how to facebook

ob post your dick pics then get outta here

[0bnoxious0ne]

she's the best (only) female friend i've had and i find her attractive as a person though not physically and she tells me she wants a physical relationship and my heart says no but my desperate dick is trying to take control and oh god do i ever hate female drama

You didnt want to listen to me last night when I told you that being an NA meeting is the only reason she gave you her number and now you are butthurt over getting friendzoned.

[0bnoxious0ne]

she's the best (only) female friend i've had and i find her attractive as a person though not physically and she tells me she wants a physical relationship and my heart says no but my desperate dick is trying to take control and oh god do i ever hate female drama

You didnt want to listen to me last night when I told you that being an NA meeting is the only reason she gave you her number and now you are butthurt over getting friendzoned.

[blumpkin blownuts]

different woman, retard
stop fucking trying

you're not at all worth the three minutes i'd have to type on my keyboard to explain the full situation to you

uhh this is a different girl and bob is the one doing the friendzoneing because she's ulgy, but ob i want you to know that i don't care if your ulgy as fuck, our faggot love is deeper than that.

hugs, why do you have to make all of this so difficult?

[maks]

bob you've been dying to get laid for like a month just fucking suck it up and stick your penis in her there are worse things in this world than fucking an ugly broad

[blumpkin blownuts]

it's not me dude it's her, we've had an understanding from day one and a wholesome friendship for three months

so this iksn't the NA/cult girl?

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob you've been dying to get laid for like a month just fucking suck it up and stick your penis in her there are worse things in this world than fucking an ugly broad

1) desperation is no reason to lower my standards
2) also no reason to sacrifice a good friendship
3) also not a good reason to interfere with my recovery, nor hers

[maks]

it's not me dude it's her, we've had an understanding from day one and a wholesome friendship for three months

tell her you have aids

[blumpkin blownuts]

so this iksn't the NA/cult girl?

this is a girl i met 3 months ago in recovery, not the new that one that i actually want to date
they're both fellow cultists

[maks]

1) desperation is no reason to lower my standards
2) also no reason to sacrifice a good friendship
3) also not a good reason to interfere with my recovery, nor hers

1) Pride is no reason to walk around at half staff 24 hours a day
2) Friendships can survive fucking, this isn't a movie
3) That's a valid concern but frankly you're not supposed to be hanging out with other addicts in the first place

[blumpkin blownuts]

tell her you have aids

simple and hopefully effective... we haven't talked about vd yet

thanks marks

well then just get high and fuck her, and blame it on the drugs the next morning

[blumpkin blownuts]

1) Pride is no reason to walk around at half staff 24 hours a day

it's more than pride, it's narcissism and purism. it's a personality disorder but it's a cornerstone of what little ego i still have

3) That's a valid concern but frankly you're not supposed to be hanging out with other addicts in the first place

we are supposed to hang out with other addicts, but only addicts who are not actively using & are trying to stay clean. it's a key part of the program. if this girl and i use each other, it could possibly drive me back to using, and i'm about 90% sure it will send her back out