weekly goat question

[maks]

If a goat has a mass of 2.468180^E28kg, and a kenetic energy of 4.184TJ, why are goats so awesome?

[blumpkin blownuts]

hang on I gotta find the conversion of TJ to MeV

[maks]

Oh I almost forgot the goat also has a resistance of 4.7kΩ

[always stevey]

[blumpkin blownuts]

you've gone and done it now gull cat

[maks]

[maks]

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Well, be off with you," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

"Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.

Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.

That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out.

[JujiDrool]

maks

[timmy]

ive pet a goat before irl

[doctor remulak]

If a goat has a mass of 2.468180^E28kg, and a kenetic energy of 4.184TJ, why are goats so awesome?

I am Doctor Remulak.

[blumpkin blownuts]

[always stevey]

maks

Stop obsessing, skankly.

[JujiDrool]

ive pet a goat before irl

me too

her name was Lilly and she used to be chained to a stick near a pond I used to yabby at

[maks]

I am Doctor Remulak.

I know. What do you think about goats?

Goat on a boat is my favorite dr suess book

[always stevey]

me too

her name was Lilly and she used to be chained to a stick near a pond I used to yabby at

And...you fucked it.

[doctor remulak]

I know. What do you think about goats?

I am Doctor Remulak.

Goat on a boat is my favorite Doctor Remulak book

I am Doctor Remulak.

[always stevey]

Doctor Remulak is very mysterious.

[maks]

ive pet a goat before irl

yeah they're a favorite at most petting zoos, what kid doesn't love goats

[JujiDrool]

maks

[doctor remulak]

Doctor Remulak is very mysterious.

I am Doctor Remulak.

[always stevey]

Doctor Remulak!

[maks]

[maks]

It's hard to find a goat cartoon without a giant watermark covering it

[blumpkin blownuts]

[something maks didn't see]

he's ignoring you stupid

[maks]

thanks for not quoting her bob, I owe you one.


going to buy you this on wordpress

[always stevey]

They are rather cute animals and they kinda act like dogs.

[blumpkin blownuts]

[juji]

If a goat has a mass of 2.468180^E28kg, and a kenetic energy of 4.184TJ, why are goats so awesome?

Lucky Goat

[JujiDrool]

maks

[blumpkin blownuts]

now i'm ingoring you