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    An Islamic Hadith reads - when a man mounts another man, the throne of god shakes.

    If an rc member seen a man mount another man on their bathroom flatscreen and their porcelein throne started shaking, all youz would say he is gay.


    Christian Bibles state in the book of Genesis - Onan spilled his seed and the lord struck him with a bolt of lightning.

    The bible never said anything about god striking women jilling off because god doesnt swing that way. He is an incompetent dom anyway. With bdsm electricity play, a dom is supposed to shock their sub at that special moment before the sub spills his seed, not after.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0bnoxious0ne View Post
    An Islamic Hadith reads - when a man mounts another man, the throne of god shakes.

    If an rc member seen a man mount another man on their bathroom flatscreen and their porcelein throne started shaking, all youz would say he is gay.


    Christian Bibles state in the book of Genesis - Onan spilled his seed and the lord struck him with a bolt of lightning.

    The bible never said anything about god striking women jilling off because god doesnt swing that way. He is an incompetent dom anyway. With bdsm electricity play, a dom is supposed to shock their sub at that special moment before the sub spills his seed, not after.
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