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    i fucked up at work today pretty bad 
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    Earlier today, while talking to a client about her policy, I accidentally said "I'm pro rape" instead of "I'll pro-rate your account". She tried to ignore the slip up, unfortunately I complicated matters by gagging her with my necktie and repeatedly raping her. Sometimes I think I must not care about Geico shareholder value at all.
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    one time a client asked me if I was sure I knew what I was doing so I set fire to his genitals but your story is better because I'm a virgin and will masturbate to it later
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    no one cares. you're both big faggots and I would crush you IRL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dp View Post
    Earlier today, while talking to a client about her policy, I accidentally said "I'm pro rape" instead of "I'll pro-rate your account". She tried to ignore the slip up, unfortunately I complicated matters by gagging her with my necktie and repeatedly raping her. Sometimes I think I must not care about Geico shareholder value at all.
    Are you sure you didn't mean to say "I'm pro-Bape" ?!?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by boobz View Post
    Are you sure you didn't mean to say "I'm pro-Bape" ?!?!?!?!

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