Sticky: why isn't pat posting

[steveyos]

somethign has to be wrong there's no way that dude would ever let the first page have posts from yesterday is he on his way to my house I don't have handicap access so I'm safe but the last thing I need is him causing a disturbance in his wheelchair in my neighborhood unlike him I talk to people irl and I don't need them knowing I got the craziest person ever trying to kill me

[steveyos]

especially for no reason god damn pat you are insane get some help please

[Lisa Claus]

somethign has to be wrong there's no way that dude would ever let the first page have posts from yesterday is he on his way to my house I don't have handicap access so I'm safe but the last thing I need is him causing a disturbance in his wheelchair in my neighborhood unlike him I talk to people irl and I don't need them knowing I got the craziest person ever trying to kill me

lol

[Jay Vooray]

He's probably been extra busy this week filing lawsuits.

[always stevey]

Jack killed him

[Jay Vooray]

Let's discuss some possibilities:

1. Jack Venooker finally had enough and drove all the way to Virginia and killed Pat
2. One of Pat's many other PI victims finally had enough and killed him
3. Pat's 15 year old computer broke
4. Pat had a heart attack or stroke and no one will find his body probably for weeks or months
5. The crazy old retard is actually busy filing more lawsuits
6. The crazy old retard actually got a real life gf (This one is highly unlikely)
7. Pat's IP got wind of what he's doing and terminated his internet
8. Pat got arrested for kiddie porn

[always stevey]

Poor PJ. I hope he's okay.

[Lisa Claus]

I <3 flag

[Jay Vooray]

Came up with a couple more possibilities:

9. Took a vacation (but who's going to check his mail box for mail throughout the day?)
10. Went to Mannix family reunion(same as above)
11. He realized with his advancing age that he's no longer be able to google people's pi as well as he used to so he retired
12. Finally realized how fucked up it is for a 60 something year old man to pretend he's a 15 year old while using people's personal info to harrass them on the internet and irl

I'm leaning towards broken computer.

keep up the good work lizards, this is a pretty good thread youve built for yourselves here

[always stevey]

Jack killed him.

[Jay Vooray]

[Lisa Claus]

That's longer than Jack's been taking it up the ass!

[Jay Vooray]

LOL @ Lisa standing by her man.

[Lisa Claus]

May 27 1954:

Mrs venooker's abortion goes horribly wrong and Vap is born.

[Lisa Claus]

Aaron fucked her in the ass and Jack was hatched

[Jay Vooray]

LOL @ Flag using Lisa's account. That isn't "her" Jay :D

Well that's disappointing since that means the old bastard is still kicking.