i'm struggling to post here these days as i'm not really angry about anything...

[Genital Doli]

[siburke939]

I hear facetime is pretty good if you both have iphones or ipads

both on android phones :-(

wow you're very rude faggot

hear hear

[maks]

nothing wrong with android, but for the purposes of this conversation it means you can't use facetime. how about google voice?

[siburke939]

does it work better than skype? the sound quality was f'ing abysmal! :-S

[maks]

I dunno, I just make phone calls

[siburke939]

too much hassle synching the account i gave up fuck it she's back tomorrow night i can live one more day

[siburke939]

she stuck 4 fingers a thumb & her tongue up my hoop a few weeks back i reckon she'll get her fist in there this saturday night that doesn't make me a bad person right? (she has small hands okay...)

[maks]

I wouldn't say it makes you a bad person but it's certainly nothing I would ever request

[siburke939]

she has a "thing" about sticking things in my butt (mainly tongue) i won't lie i kinda like it & when i say kinda like it i mean i fucking love it because i'm a dirty little bastard

[maks]

why don't you stick the phone in there maybe you'll get better reception

[siburke939]

[siburke939]

[siburke939]

okay she has her phone fixed now happy days back to me waffling about how great life is (it ain't that great but my girl is awesome so that's a good start hopefully the rest will fall into place soon...)

career advice that's what i need right now i hate my job with a passion i seriously want out of here like now!

[maks]

working in IT is great, I hardly ever have to leave the house

[siburke939]

i was in the army dude this is my first "sedentary" job it's fucking killing me i hate it!

[maks]

sitting in an office isn't the same as sitting in your own recliner at home, I'd hate having your job too but I love mine.

[siburke939]

i sat at home for a year went from 14.5 stone to 9.5 stone & wanted to kill myself fuck that shit never again!

[maks]

we are very different people, I can't imagine a better job than one I can do in my boxers while smoking a joint

[siburke939]

see i hate weed & i'm quite highly strung i get bored quick ecstasy & cocaine are my drugs of choice i feel uneasy "relaxing" i'm usually doing something or sleeping

[siburke939]

5 stone of muscle due to no training & subsequently not eating as much i prefer a bit of weight behind me

[siburke939]

avatar pic is me at about 12.5 stone i carry a bit of weight better i don't look like a fat fucker

[siburke939]

everything should be metric but yeah stones seem to have stuck

[siburke939]

8.5"

[siburke939]

also, inches

[siburke939]

about 5'10"-5'11" tall & a stone is 14lbs so weight = w/e 12.5 x 14 is (175?)

[siburke939]

so what you daydreaming about?

lying on my back, feeling your lips and tongue running over every inch of me, making my pussy soaking wet, me beg for your cock. begging for a fast, hard fuck and your jizz down my throat. you pulling my long legs round your waist, looking down at me as you tease me with the tip, making me beg louder, until you slam it into me, making me gasp, bite my lip til it feels like its going to bleed while you fuck me like a steam train, looking straight into my eyes before you cum all over my tits and feed it to me off your fingers. ;-) xxx

yeah i am so marrying this girl <3

[siburke939]

i just bring bitches home to share fucking why not she loves minge as much as i do

[siburke939]

i doubt she'll change if she does then i'll tell her sort it out or i'm off that simple we communicate really well so it shouldn't be a problem

[maks]

I call that feeling "the next day"

[maks]

Just because I don't get plastered every weekend anymore doesn't mean I don't remember what it was like when I was doing it less than 2 years ago.