i'm struggling to post here these days as i'm not really angry about anything...

[siburke939]

nothing i can think of...

[elezzzark]

sex, it doesn't damage your health

[UofLCardfan08]

sex, it doesn't damage your health

What do deaf people sound like during sex?

ultimate ear combat

[siburke939]

sex doesn't damage your health? how comes a recent dose of thrush left me looking like i'd stuck my cock in a meat grinder then... D-:

also i see what you did there

[siburke939]

sex doesn't damage your health? how comes a recent dose of thrush left me looking like i'd stuck my cock in a meat grinder then... D-:

also i see what you did there

smilies??? :-/

[siburke939]

[maks]

ruby didn't reupload them yet

[elezzzark]

Meat Grinder is not a sex object

[Genital Doli]

Die bitch. There I ended your pain

[siburke939]

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[siburke939]

i'm so annoyingly upbeat right now i may just post how great life is itt right now

[maks]

I get that, I've seen your girl's ass.

[siburke939]

i can really see me NEVER getting bored of her anal obsession

[maks]

even if you do, she's willing to bring other girls around. it's a win-win situation. couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

[siburke939]

she's got a "one night only" rule with other girls no fucking them more than once which i'm more than happy with - she's more fun alone anyway the whole threesome thing is more for bragging rights it ain't all it's cracked up to be imo (although getting rimmed while you're smashing another chick in the pooper is fun...)

[maks]

she's got a "one night only" rule with other girls no fucking them more than once which i'm more than happy with - she's more fun alone anyway the whole threesome thing is more for bragging rights it ain't all it's cracked up to be imo (although getting rimmed while you're smashing another chick in the pooper is fun...)

sounds more like a perk than a rule

[siburke939]

well it's to make it clear that they're being used as sex toys not to be viewed as people - good times!

[maks]

I'm not knocking it, I think it's perfect. You snagged yourself a winner there bro.

I'm not knocking it, I think it's perfect. You snagged yourself a winner there bro.

[siburke939]

i think so too dude i know marriage ain't your bag but damn i would marry her tomorrow if i had the money she's intelligent & funny too (big musts!) also i may have mentioned it before but she loves butt stuff

[maks]

I have no problem with the idea of spending one's life with a special someone, I just think marriage unnecessarily complicates it

[siburke939]

maybe you haven't been in love yet i know i hadn't before now - marriage & kids weren't on the cards with any of my ex's but it feels right with her i can't explain it - it just feels like a natural thing to do

[maks]

There's nothing natural about marriage, it's an invention of the state and religious institutions designed to control peoples lives

[blumpkin blownuts]

There's nothing natural about marriage, it's an invention of the state and religious institutions designed to control peoples lives

Marriage was a way to force the concept of love down our throats after it essentially died with Christ
And for most people, for the longest time, it did more good than harm. now it may really not be needed at our point in social evolution, marriage may be going the way of the nuclear family and the dodo, but in reality marriage will become an indicator of status, with welathy people more likely to be married - particularly with many spouses over a lifetime, all for relatively short amounts of time.

[siburke939]

i like the idea of that sense of unity & it has a few benefits in the UK plus it ain't as if prenuptial agreements can't be written up (better safe than sorry & all that jazz...)

[maks]

It has benefits in the US too, but again that's just the government throwing you a bone to encourage people to voluntarily enter into this contract they made up.

[siburke939]

the real winners are the lawyers (as always)

[maks]

Yeah, and the government is full of lawyers, go figure.

[siburke939]

so will our marriage be if we both complete the training ;-)