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    alright m8y bois, here's the new computer I'm going to get, input welcome 
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    since it's been a year since it started and I can't get my alienware to stop bluescreening for no reason I asked teknorat to build a computer for me, but since he suffers from australianism I need some second opinions, I have already conferred with computer geniuses m0nde and stevey and they told me to go for it, but before I buy this I need to know it will only give me 9999 new computer problems instead of 99999999 new computer problems, also please keep in mind you shouldnt bother to try and troll me into wasting money, since I have literally already done that to myself with my alienware

    what I am gonna do is literally just use it for gaming, I'm gonna put it on my desk next to my alienware I'll keep trying to fix and keep using for everything else, but this new computer I will literally only install games, steam and fraps on and nothing else to limit the chances of it going wrong and I will keep it off when I'm not gaming so it doesnt overheat and melt like whatever goes wrong with my alienware thats on 24/7

    also I nicknamed my alienware kristanna after the t-x from terminator 3 since the logo and blue inner glow reminded me of her, what should I nickname this computer? female names preferred since I am a pathetic virgin, and no I wont call it lisa, because it will be good, hopefully

    it's from chillblast.com and will cost £3572.14 ex VAT / £4286.57 inc VAT (which is $5432.87 ex VAT / $6519.44 inc VAT for you fat fucking americans (for reference my alienware was $6682))



    if you would like to try and make a last attempt to fix my alienware here are all the bluescreen codes I've had in the last few weeks please do not use them to hack me thanks

    Code:
    *** STOP: 0x00000124 (0x0000000000000000, 0xFFFFA8008C77028, 0x00000000BE000000, 0x0000000000300136)
    
    *** STOP: 0x00000124 (0x0000000000000000, 0xFFFFFA800677C028, 0x00000000BE000000, 0x000000000030014A)
    
    *** STOP: 0x00000124 (0x0000000000000000, 0xFFFFFA8008C79028, 0x00000000BA000000, 0x0000000000400405)
    
    *** STOP: 0x00000124 (0x0000000000000000, 0xFFFFFA8008D5C028, 0x00000000BA000000, 0x0000000000400405)
    
    *** STOP: 0x00000019 (0x0000000000000020, 0xFFFFFA800ABB6D30, 0xFFFFFA800ABB6DD0, 0x00000000040A0004)
    
    *** STOP: 0x00000124 (0x0000000000000000, 0xFFFFFA8008C06028, 0x00000000BA000000, 0x0000000000400405)
    
    *** STOP: 0x00000124 (0x0000000000000000, 0xFFFFFA8008C1F028, 0x00000000BA000000, 0x0000000000400405)
    
    *** STOP: 0x00000124 (0x0000000000000000, 0xFFFFFA8008D40028, 0x00000000FA000000, 0x0000000000400405)
    
    *** STOP: 0x00000124 (0x0000000000000000, 0xFFFFFA8008C6E028, 0x00000000BE400000, 0x000000000030014A)
    
    *** STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFFFFF500138A12C0, 0x0000000000000001, 0xFFFFF8800432A8D7, 0x0000000000000007)
    *** dxgmms1.sys - Address FFFFF8800432A8D7 base at FFFFF8800430C000, DateStamp 4ce799c1
    
    *** STOP: 0x0000003B, (0x00000000C000001D, 0xFFFFF960002058D7, 0xFFFFF8800ED082A0, 0x0000000000000000)
    *** win32k.sys - Address FFFFF960002058D7 base at FFFFF96000060000, DateStamp 50aeecc6
    
    *** STOP: 0x000000BE (0xFFFFF960001D455E, 0x1B7000016DCB9021, 0xFFFFF8800C3826D0, 0x000000000000000B)
    *** win32k.sys - Address FFFFF960001D487C base at FFFFF96000040000, DateStamp 5164dccb
    
    *** STOP: 0X0000003B (0x00000000C0000005, 0xFFFFF960001E6AC0, 0xFFFFF8800934A3C0, 0x0000000000000000)
    *** win32k.sys - Address FFFFF960001E6AC0 base at FFFFF96000010000, DatesStamp 5164dccb
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    me likey window
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    still lol'ing at that ram, I've had episodes of judge judy converting and torrents downloading and second life running which takes 4gb of my ram for the cache not evne counting the game, firefox, chrome, and ie10 open, and magicjack, so 16gb of ram -4 for second life cahce, and I'm doing fine
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    Buying a powerful gaming pc is stupid


    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli View Post
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    still can't stress enough how amazing windows 8 is especially for gaming since it's just so fucking fast at everything
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    Buying a powerful gaming pc is stupid
    get a job you jealous spic
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    hahahahahahaha 64 gigs of ram hahaha holy shit please, you MUST be trolling...

    if not, dont go past 8 gigs for gaming, 16 gigs if youre using virtual machines... what the fuck am i reading
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    ruby's paying $600 more for a computer with equal or worse parts than mine so he can stay friends with super ultimate The Man teknorat :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
    get a job you jealous steffies


    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    that's the craziest part is none of the parts are better, only equal, but most of them are worse, but tek is such a cool guy I can understand completely
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    elz can you explain what I'm supposed to be jealous of? not only do I have the best computer, it's still the best even after ruby overpays for this one too lmao WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE JEALOUS OF YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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    all that matters is that it will run second life and deso already told me she's gonna download it again and I told her to wait until you got this new computer ruby so get ready to be raped by tentacles alongside your team mates of steveyos the god troll and deso the hottest forum babe this side fo the mississippi and the other side of it too
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
    elz can you explain what I'm supposed to be jealous of? not only do I have the best computer, it's still the best even after ruby overpays for this one too lmao WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE JEALOUS OF YOU FUCKING IDIOT
    GET MAD


    STEFFIES HAS GOUT

    STEFFIES NEVER GOT A JOB FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE



    That's all I explained


    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    I hope this new computer will ruin Ruby's life again how steffies got a new computer, he logs in second life in ultra settings but there somethign bothered him a lot was FPS, ultra settings can't handle 60 fps in every tick, he decided to change settings from ultra settings to medium settings to keep 60 fps.


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    name it cag
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    dont get such a good processor, use that money to get another gtx titan.. wouldnt that be better for gaming?


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    and m0nde, wtf is he doing there rofl
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    ohhhhh mannn ruby i just hacked into your computer with those bluescreen codes hey wow nice porn
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    Don't do it rubycalaberx
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    Quote Originally Posted by fanfare View Post
    dont get such a good processor, use that money to get another gtx titan.. wouldnt that be better for gaming?
    that isn't even neccesarry I can run everything maxed with one ugh tek
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
    that isn't even neccesarry I can run everything maxed with one ugh tek
    can't even keep 60 fps in every tick


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    Quote Originally Posted by fanfare View Post
    dont get such a good processor, use that money to get another gtx titan.. wouldnt that be better for gaming?
    this

    and make sure the motherboard does SLI (i'm sure it does)

    and check the hard drive on newegg to see reviews/popularity, sometimes the exact same drive but in a different total capacity has higher ratings because of better Q/A at the factory
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    also buy a mic, a stand, a pop filter, and a decent sound card
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    you don't need a gaming computer because you don't play any good games. you don't need a media editing computer because you don't make any good threads. just get a cash register so your parents can fill it with money for you.
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    starting to doubt jon's understanding of hardware performance...
    a CPU fucking matters when it comes to video game FPS...
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    jon codes shit but doesnt know shit about hardware that is really, really amazing, really amazing
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