Lisa just kill yourself

[rootbeer]

I know you read this crap. Eat all the pills they give you for being a sick old lady and go back to hell. If your too scared just get one of your family members to throw u down a staircase. Absolutely nobody will miss you

[pluggy]

jesus

[lnopia the great]

well thats not very subtle

[cag]

Lmao

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Y so serious?

[JesusIStheAnswer]

jesus

yes??

[JesusIStheAnswer]

you will miss your late night calls with her spilling your guts about how much you love her and how you want her to take you back.
I know you read this crap. Eat all the pills they give you for being a sick old lady and go back to hell. If your too scared just get one of your family members to throw u down a staircase. Absolutely nobody will miss you

[Gentleman Doli]

lol

[cag]

Rooty is being abusive

[steveyos YOLO]

I will miss her because she rages you out and makes you cry on the forum like a little bitch and that's funny

[cag]

Jihad jish has been posting for over 10 years... must be really boring

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Jihad jish has been posting for over 10 years... must be really boring

posting builds character....btw can you waive the cover for me at spearmint if i drive from LA?

[cag]

posting builds character....btw can you waive the cover for me at spearmint if i drive from LA?
If you cant pay the 15 to get in, then we dont want your cheap ass anyway.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

If you cant pay the 15 to get in, then we dont want your cheap ass anyway.

its only 15? king of diamonds in miami was much more...nice

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

bout to buy some table service and mack of fine future rubynet posters

[cag]

Get your broke ass off the forum.

[cag]

Youll prolly be back in a year hoping everyone forgot about how much you suck.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Get your broke ass off the forum.

all strippers are broke as hell ive known. most live with each other in some shithole to save money etc...

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

might as well be an escort if you're in lv

[cag]

So big gay dolphin is a strip club regular who can't get women to pay attention to him without money. Seems he spends a lot of time in those places.

[cag]

Shitty poster, socially awkward, pays strippers to acknowledge him. Really cool, I see where all your great posting material comes from.
Your lonely, lonely, codyesque life of trying to fit in in forums and in real life. lmao

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

So big gay dolphin is a strip club regular who can't get women to pay attention to him without money. Seems he spends a lot of time in those places.

i know strippers, as for clubs ive gone to some for parties etc.../functions (release parties/bachelor parties). never have gone just to go.

tbh the world works by having women pay attention to men for money anyways. not condoning going to strip clubs often (the women are snakes). strippers are by far some of the greasiest women on the planet and most are very hard or masculine. its also hilarious how they form cliques in their own clubs and make fun of new strippers like being a stripper for a certain amount of time is an accomplishment

[cag]

i know strippers, as for clubs ive gone to some for parties etc.../functions (release parties/bachelor parties). never have gone just to go.

tbh the world works by having women pay attention to men for money anyways. not condoning going to strip clubs often (the women are snakes). strippers are by far some of the greasiest women on the planet and most are very hard or masculine. its also hilarious how they form cliques in their own clubs and make fun of new strippers like being a stripper for a certain amount of time is an accomplishment

The strippers make up for the masculinity you severely lack, you're the epitome of the anti-alpha, judging by your cheapness and lonely life of paying drug addled women to acknowledge your existence. And your view of the world, most men don't need to pay anyone to pay attention to them, because they are confident enough to not give a shit.

[cag]

Shitty poster, poor, trying to fit in, blah. Go away already. You aree worse than marco and ccody combinded into one big faggot

[cag]

you also Skype with lisa which means you are seriously desperate.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

The strippers make up for the masculinity you severely lack, you're the epitome of the anti-alpha, judging by your cheapness and lonely life of paying drug addled women to acknowledge your existence. And your view of the world, most men don't need to pay anyone to pay attention to them, because they are confident enough to not give a shit.

lol you work there not me. im occasionally the man who empowers you. im the definition of alpha. no reason to ever treat a women (especially a stripper like yourself. why would anyone seriously want to date a stripper? if they aren't a drug addict then they are severely dependent on men to survive aka for cash. who would want any baggage like that (with no skills) such as yourself. not really sure how posting any of this makes you look good...

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

you also Skype with lisa which means you are seriously desperate.

it's all part of the troll, baby. i tried to befriend lisa for posting purposes, but she is actually is insane and probably needs medical help. i am not sure how you can ever make fun of her (she is mentally deranged) or esp. how rootbeer could visit her. he essentially raped someone who is not capable to think/survive on their own.

[cag]

lol you work there not me. im occasionally the man who empowers you. im the definition of alpha. no reason to ever treat a women (especially a stripper like yourself. why would anyone seriously want to date a stripper? if they aren't a drug addict then they are severely dependent on men to survive aka for cash. who would want any baggage like that (with no skills) such as yourself. not really sure how posting any of this makes you look good...

You can't even use the parenthesis correctly, so you shouldn't talk to me about skills when everyone here hates you and your posting (not because you're alpha, but because you're a huge fag that tries to be funny and fails, and ends up returning to a forum a year later, hoping everyone has forgotten just how uncool you are)

It's in your own best interest if you leave. if not, here's something that will help you leave forever.
http://www.peacefulpillhandbook.com/page/MakingtheExitBag

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

how do you even plan to transition to real life employment? you realize as a stripper you have nothing to put on your resume for any job that isn't minimum wage experience wise. do you plan to just be a stripper forever??

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

You can't even use the parenthesis correctly, so you shouldn't talk to me about skills when everyone here hates you (not because you're alpha, but because you're a huge fag that tries to be funny and fails, and ends up returning to a forum a year later, hoping everyone has forgotten just how uncool you are)

sorry i dont use my university education while i post on rubynet, but you sure use your hs education to its fullest posting on rubynet

[cag]

it's all part of the troll, baby. i tried to befriend lisa for posting purposes, but she is actually is insane and probably needs medical help. i am not sure how you can ever make fun of her (she is mentally deranged) or esp. how rootbeer could visit her. he essentially raped someone who is not capable to think/survive on their own.

oh you're just trolling and not trying to make a gay posting alliance with the other hated person so you feel less alone when people pick on you.

[cag]

you are definitely middle aged, its only the middle aged people who go around bragging about "trolling". It makes them feel like they're living a dangerous, double life on the web instead of being a fat, average ordinary loser that goes to strip clubs to fill the void in his soul.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

oh you're just trolling and not trying to make a gay posting alliance with the other hated person so you feel less alone when people pick on you.

not really offended when i get picked on here. i enjoy posting, getting trolled, flaming. it's all part of the experience i have been on since 2004/05 when first posting on ytmnd forums. i dont go to a forum intending to befriend anybody or to even share my lifedetails. you take posting genuinely to hear. i know it sucks to be a stripper and to be dependent on men for the rest of your life, but don't take it out on mentally deranged people (lisa) or other failures who regularly post here

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

you are definitely middle aged, its only the middle aged people who go around bragging about "trolling". It makes them feel like they're living a dangerous, double life on the web instead of being a fat, average ordinary loser that goes to strip clubs to fill the void in his soul.

i am south of the age of 24

[cag]

middle aged net ninjas that use tor to pirate movies, so fucking l33t

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

middle aged net ninjas that use tor to pirate movies, so fucking l33t

i buy all my movies etc... petty cash like that is nothing when you have a real career and don't either depend on men for your income or collect welfare like the majority of this board

[cag]

i am south of the age of 24

then you're well on your way to being a boring, fat middle-aged loser that tries to fit in. You're already halfway there. lmao

[cag]

Getting sick of your meek, awkward responses.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

then you're well on your way to being a boring, fat middle-aged loser that tries to fit in. You're already halfway there. lmao

visible 6 pack and regular gym membership. also recruited to play athletics in college

[cag]

Sounds like you could be a mixture of pluggy, rooty, and cody.

Pluggy, because you're defensive as fuck
Rooty, because you suck at burns
and Cody because you're trying to fit in all the time.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

if you want men to worship your average/petty existence why don't you go back to 2fjs or to your job?

[cag]

visible 6 pack and regular gym membership. also recruited to play athletics in college

:rofl:

No, you don't. fucking lmao

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Sounds like you could be a mixture of pluggy, rooty, and cody.

Pluggy, because you're defensive as fuck
Rooty, because you suck at burns
and Cody because you're trying to fit in all the time.

have literally said i do not want any friends on this website. you are all losers besides the few who work in it/have real jobs on here they are pretty cool. you're the defensive one, i make a few comments about strippers and you cry a river to somehow justify your shit occupation. you are no better than the 60 year old man who smells like b.o. that pays you to dance on his dick. in fact you are inferior to him in every way. you depend on him. he feeds you

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

:rofl:

No, you don't. fucking lmao

didn't post on ytmnsfw because i post primarily on forums.bodybuilding.com

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

excuse me while i watch game of thrones

[cag]

You only say you don't want friends after everyone called you out on trying to fit in. Trying to fit in. Trying to fit in. BigGayDolphin is much too cool to try and fit in with you guys, he has a six pack, plays football for yale, and he's super alpha. That's why everyone here thinks hes so fucking cool. :rofl:

[cag]

you're either fat and gross, or a skinny, reclusive fucking twerp that makes bad posts, and trys to fit in harder than cody.

[maks]

trys to fit in harder than cody.

to the point where he steals other peoples' posting styles, last week he was trying his hardest to be stevey

[cag]

didn't post on ytmnsfw because i post primarily on forums.bodybuilding.com

Maybe you and rootbeer should hook up and shoot up some Chinese animal growth hormones and punch trees for hours together.
Maybe he could spread some of lisa's herpes onto you.. perhaps he could teach you how to post better has well, because no matter how much rootbeer fucking sucks he will always be better than you. Get the fuck out.

[cag]

biggaytryingtofitin

[cag]

How biggaytryingtofitin tried to troll me

-told me I looked like a man
-told me he had a six pack and played football with tim tebow and all his irl college friends
-claims he has a lot of money
-randomly rejoined rubynet after everyone forgot and him and tried to tell everyone what a big deal he was.

[cag]

Hey guys, I'm big gay dolphin. A highly elite poster from 20 years ago that was really cool and fit in really well. I have a six pack and
hang out with strippers. I play football. I'm a jock. I'm cool. I'm only saying all these things so you'll think I'm awesome.

[cag]

Did you know that I ripped out my own child with a coathanger and ate it? Don't fuck with me, bitch.

[maks]

bgd is essentially cody without the backwards political ideals and the shitty job

[cag]

That's still pretty bad tho

[maks]

That's still pretty bad tho

it's actually worse, there's nothing to say about bgd except how he's a shitty p[oster and no one likes him, that's his whole identity he's been here almost 10 years and that's all he's come up with

[cag]

b-but he's gotta six pack nooooo

[lnopia the great]

bgd fits in perfectly, he enjoys acting like a fag, skyping lisa etc, and this forum doesnt work without people to dislike

[maks]

this forum doesnt work without people to dislike

I agree, but if the best we can do is bgd should we even bother? there's a lot of fun to be had picking on someone like lisa or 2009-era barry, all bgd brings to the table is :cody: and we already have plenty of those

[cag]

I volunteer to be the new lisa

[rootbeer]

Shitty poster, socially awkward, pays strippers to acknowledge him. Really cool, I see where all your great posting material comes from.
Your lonely, lonely, codyesque life of trying to fit in in forums and in real life. lmao

cag is very honorable, but anyone who pays to use a stripper is a scum bag :rolleyes:

[cag]

cag is very honorable, but anyone who pays to use a stripper is a scum bag :rolleyes:

You didn't pay a stripper, you paid an old Australian whore with herpes and now you're having another outburst (this thread for example) because Lisa won't take you back. This thread reeks of dick hurt.

[cag]

either that or you're desperate to fit in again as that josh fag so eloquently pointed out.

[cag]

Hey guys, rootbeer here, just wanted everyone to know that I hate Lisa now. You can stop being mean to me, guys. Please don't make fun of
my dead whore grandmother, rotting in the earth because I was too busy chasing old, brown vag than to be with my family when they needed me most. You know the last thoughts that went thru your poor grandma's head as she lay dying her bed "oh that Sherman, he's so selfish and he can't even be with me in my last moments of life.. Thought he cared about me"

[rootbeer]

cag cag is online now
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[rootbeer]

cag how can i fit in plz?

[cag]

Rooty can say whatever he wants about strippers, while he's making payments for Lisa, and now the disgustingly fat Debbie who needs a meal ticket to pay for her ugly kids.

[rootbeer]

please respond

[cag]

The broke dicked king of damaged second hand women

[cag]

The broke dicked king of damaged second hand women

fucking lmao

[steveyos YOLO]

either that or you're desperate to fit in again as that josh fag so eloquently pointed out.

Stop being mean to me

[cag]

Stop being mean to me

Either you are going to kill me irl, or im going to kill you irl. game on

[cag]

Hey guys, Rootbeer here, check out my hot 500 lb baby shitting girlfriend Debbie.. and before that.. the lovely lisa and her lisa frank hair on her 50 year old body

[cag]

Sherman is really beating off the bitches. Man, he's living the dream, he's got Lisa and Debbie begging for a lil bit of that broke dick

[cag]

Don't get me started on Sherman's grandmother, who died alone in her deathbed because Sherman is a selfish cripple who will do ANYTHING for a bit of stinky poon

[steveyos YOLO]

Just because lisa bullied him around doesn't mean you're entitled to

[cag]

Just because lisa bullied him around doesn't mean you're entitled to

Yes. It. Does.

Once Lisa destroys a poster, it is my green light to make fun of them which means I have exactly two posters I am able to make fun of freely, until dp or doli ruins my moment of glory

[maks]

today I gave serious thought to giving cag my password and leaving forever but everyone would just figure out it was her so why bother

[cag]

I can emulate any poster here if I wish. No one can ever tell its me when im using another posters account. not even god. not even if there is a fire

[rootbeer]

Just because lisa bullied him around doesn't mean you're entitled to

fer real, cag is sooo mean

[rootbeer]

today I gave serious thought to giving cag my password and leaving forever but everyone would just figure out it was her so why bother
wow thats whipped

[maks]

wow thats whipped

that's bored. I barely post anymore and when I do it's out of habit.

[cody lundin]

I volunteer to be the new lisa

[clay]

i had to go to college to figure out parentheses structure and usage too

[rootbeer]

(no degree)

[cody lundin]

i went to a titty bar once when i was 18, wasn't very impressed with the girls really but i was also by far the best looking guy in the place and the girls were friendly, just really fucking sleazy like old professional hookers. i had 2 drinks and left with the guy who's idea it was to go there and we smoked a shitload of pcp and ended up in arkansas somehow, i have family in arkansas and he didnt so we figured it musta been my idea to go there

[steveyos YOLO]

I would never give some stupid whore money unless she was using the money to commit suicide

[rootbeer]

I would never give some stupid whore money unless she was using the money to commit suicide

Wendy plzzzz

[cody lundin]

do tell

[steveyos YOLO]

I know you read this crap. Eat all the pills they give you for being a sick old lady and go back to hell. If your too scared just get one of your family members to throw u down a staircase. Absolutely nobody will miss you

[steveyos666]

lol

[steveyos YOLO]

Kill yourself lisa the love of your life said to do it

[steveyos666]

I wanna eat 999 pineapples or 666 then bust inside cag 50 million and then go down on her

[steveyos YOLO]

The best thread rootbeer ever created right here

[cagordon]

lmao

[UPGRAYEDD]

lmao

[UPGRAYEDD]

I know you read this crap. Eat all the pills they give you for being a sick old lady and go back to hell. If your too scared just get one of your family members to throw u down a staircase. Absolutely nobody will miss you

You're only saying this because you literally failed to rape her.

[UPGRAYEDD]

Lmao

[Wendy <3]

I know you read this crap. Eat all the pills they give you for being a sick old lady and go back to hell. If your too scared just get one of your family members to throw u down a staircase. Absolutely nobody will miss you

[Wendy <3]

I know you read this crap. Eat all the pills they give you for being a sick old lady and go back to hell. If your too scared just get one of your family members to throw u down a staircase. Absolutely nobody will miss you

[؜؜؜؜؜]

I know you read this crap. Eat all the pills they give you for being a sick old lady and go back to hell. If your too scared just get one of your family members to throw u down a staircase. Absolutely nobody will miss you

Bump

[maxgoldberg]

i approve of this. lol.

[Battery Bits]

He’s scum

[Battery Bits]

i approve of this. lol.
You would you pathetic scuz bucket

[maxgoldberg]

and you are literally killing yourself with booze and unhealthy food and practically have COPD. You are basically lily jr lol

[Battery Bits]

Um no

Try hard greasy slag