I want to find the abdominal snowman, and prove he exists and suck his dick

[Autistic Spectrum]

I need money for an expedition to the south pole so I can find the abdominal snowman, suck his dick and get a mouthful of his cum which I will try and put in a jar, I will most likely get mauled to death while I am sucking his dick but I still need to try

[maks]

I'm old fashioned, I like to wait for a nice blustery day, build my own snowman and suck its dick

[Autistic Spectrum]

since yeti cum is quite rare I expect it to be quite valuable, if I survive sucking the yetis dick when I find him

[maks]

rare doiesn't mean valuable though. it's worth nothing if you can't find a buyer, and harvey firestein is dead

[Wendy <3]

Bad reason

[Autistic Spectrum]

after i get paid $$$$$ from the yeti cum(if i don't get mauled by the yeti while i'm trying to suck his dick for yeti cum) i am going to head to the pacfic northwest and find bigfoot, and suck his dick, for bigfoot cum

[Cag.]

sounds reasonable

[Autistic Spectrum]

when I have both bigfoots and the yetis cum, I am going to travel to Scotland and impregnate the lock ness monster, I will then steal the lochness monster/yeti/bigfoot egg and hatch it, imprinting myself as its mother, it will then grow up and I will easily be able to suck its dick to get all the cum out with out getting mauled

[Battery Bits]

Weirdo

[Cag.]

when I have both bigfoots and the yetis cum, I am going to travel to Scotland and impregnate the lock ness monster, I will then steal the lochness monster/yeti/bigfoot egg and hatch it, imprinting myself as its mother, it will then grow up and I will easily be able to suck its dick to get all the cum out with out getting mauled

bigfoot must be code for Cambodian orphan or something

[Autistic Spectrum]

why did you need to sully my sucking mythical anmails dick thread with some sick kiddie shit cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

https://dehayf5mhw1h7.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/816/2019/06/07102723/Big-Foot-1-832-832x476.jpg

[Cag.]

sigh

[Autistic Spectrum]

big foot might be a lady look at those tits, that would throw a real monkey wrench in my plan

[Battery Bits]

I have a photo of a yeti in the snow

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSJtdma_ZYxwhlcTR3FxqkBBWJVoLvt4vUCf4f_K74McDZEzQep

[juji]

nf

[maks]

nf

[Autistic Spectrum]

I have a photo of a yeti cum all over my milky white ass

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSJtdma_ZYxwhlcTR3FxqkBBWJVoLvt4vUCf4f_K74McDZEzQep

[Autistic Spectrum]

I can’t fix that post sorry lisa

[maks]

I can

https://i.imgur.com/5gbPM0h.jpg