sherman ricards works in a coconut cream pie factory smashing open coconuts

[internutt]

and wiping the cream on his thighs

[maks]

the coconut slapping club is called no sissies because sissies can't slap worth a damn

[internutt]

what if a lineup of sissies slapped mini-coconuts at a faster rate and we ended up with the same gross weight of coconut pies

[internutt]

https://images.chickadvisor.com/item/57836/375/i/mccain-deep-n-delicious-coconut-cream-pie.jpg

[maks]

deep and delicious creme pie

[maks]

by john mccain

[internutt]

mccain is a biggue canadian companie that makes tons of stuff

[maks]

they make tons of stuff alright, tons of creme pie stuff, and they get it down there deep

[maks]

get it I was making a semen reference

[internutt]

i miss in a very sick way the 1990s 50 cent to 99 cent bullshit non-food stuff i would buy. 97cent small size mccain creme pies, 1 dollar for 4 small microwave pizzas, 25 cent 2 litres of pop. i was grossly obese. it was insane and i definitely had pre or full-blown diabeetus

[maks]

there's nothing wrong with eating crap as long as it's every day. I stioll eat shit every day but it's expensive shit, $14 goat cheese on trisquits instead of cheez whiz, that's why I'm sick all the time, that and drinking, I haven't taken a solid shit in like 2 weeks

[internutt]

there's nothing wrong with eating crap as long as it's every day. I stioll eat shit every day but it's expensive shit, $14 goat cheese on trisquits instead of cheez whiz, that's why I'm sick all the time, that and drinking, I haven't taken a solid shit in like 2 weeks

oatmeal, boiling bones in pure water for a few hours and drinking it, beets

[maks]

have you tried combining the three