View Full Version : what is true love?
So many of lifes questions I need answeres
rootbeer
05-09-2014, 01:16 PM
Cag plz go
Yrs I know it hurts your feelings when people make fun of your broken dick on a forum youve devoted a good chunk of your life to because you were fat ans lonely guy who didnt even have the courage to ask a girl that worked at mcdonalds out lmao
Why do you have bad knees?
Now, my little broken dicked friend you get two options. Yiu may either answer the question about true love or you may answer the question about your knees
Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:24 PM
same awnser to both questions, picking a midget stripper up over your head and thorwing her into a tree
Listen this is a thread about a beautiful thing called love try to stay on topic.
And if I have found true love this means I can have a baby!
Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:28 PM
i love you, let me thorw you into a mighty redwood
Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:28 PM
And if I have found true love this means I can have a baby!
seems like a good idea
Gonna be 27 in a few weeks eggs are drying up
Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:29 PM
you can always steal a baby from the mall, raise it as your own, just like your grandparents did with you
I promise not to kill my baby I will train it to assasinate rootbeers child who will definitely grow up to be a fat kid
Too bad I cant reproduce like a mogwhy from grimlins that method seems more fitting than traditional birth
Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:33 PM
cag if you want to keep your boyfriend for more than the 2 months your relationships usually last you need to stop taking your birth control right now, don't tell him about it, then just leave the pee stick with the you have a baby sympbol next to his toothbrush
Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:34 PM
cag if you want to keep your boyfriend for more than the 2 months your relationships usually last you need to stop taking your birth control right now, don't tell him about it, then just leave the pee stick with the you have a baby sympbol next to his toothbrush
this is also the awnser to what is true love
Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:34 PM
replacing your birthcontrol with tic-tacs -= true love
No no I cant be dancing and raising a kid thats insane
And god damn if he ever caught me lying
rootbeer
05-09-2014, 01:40 PM
Cag plz just go
I wanna know what love is I wsnt you to show me
rootbeer
05-09-2014, 01:42 PM
I wanna know what love is I wsnt you to show me
Grow an ass and a personality I'm sure one of your clients will pretend to like you
Grow a dick that works and answer my question ^__^ so tired of you acting all assburnt over your stupid dick
Find your chi while fucking fucking Debbie maybe itll last longer than a minute lol
Pre cum oh cummm very sticky very tasty
What is true love? Accepting rootys broken dick and taking positive steps toward a solution. Debbie us the broken penis whispererr
rootbeer
05-09-2014, 01:59 PM
U seem upset
Wanna talk about it?
Rooty is every women In the world 2 me hes my fantasy a broke dicked reality
rootbeer
05-09-2014, 02:31 PM
Cag go
There has got to be a way to incorporate broke dicked into rocket man by elton john
B b Benny and the dicks broken dicks
rootbeer
05-09-2014, 02:47 PM
Tiny dancer ;)
Fuck this gay earth so much, I need a wife, its lonely on rubynet, on such a timeless flight to penguin island
And I think its gonna be a long long time before I fit in again at rubynet im not the broke dicked man they think I am in the swamp, oh no, im a broke dicked man, broken dicked man
Gentleman Doli
05-09-2014, 02:57 PM
:hungry: Let eat
rootbeer
05-09-2014, 02:59 PM
:hungry: Let eat
:puke:
Lisa vag aint the place to make a kid in fact its brown as hell
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
05-09-2014, 03:12 PM
cag if you want to keep your boyfriend for more than the 2 months your relationships usually last you need to stop taking your birth control right now, don't tell him about it, then just leave the pee stick with the you have a baby sympbol next to his toothbrush
some girl tried that shit with me once except she didn't have the piss stick and couldn't trick me into jizzing in her so I just changed my phone #
Thats what Debbie did to shermsn after she nurtured his broken dick back to health with her giant, sagging motherly beer tits (also my favorite kind of boobs.)
have we actually gotten a photo of sherms dick yet? ive been waitingq
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
05-09-2014, 03:22 PM
look thru lisa's pms you're admin
"Also I wanna take this opportunity to tell you how much I appreciate how much you have enriched my life as well. Love you, babe. You are awesomness" oh my god my boyfriend loves me omg omg he is the one ive aearched for for so long omg omf
Lexi Persimmons
05-09-2014, 03:33 PM
when you fuk niggers.
Im mostly into white or Latinos or mixed races.
Just as long as they arent fat or ugly
My boyfriend is half white half mexican ^__^ and he makes me the happiest stripper in the world
Lexi Persimmons
05-09-2014, 03:40 PM
California is for faggots.
burn
You are mad because I found love and happiness after you used me and took advantage when I was plug drugging over seph
Stupid internet men and their dicks
Out
Plug Drugs
05-09-2014, 06:25 PM
So many of lifes questions I need answeres
ah, true love, it is when you meet someone and can let all of your walls come down, having a mix of common interests and differences, someone who immediately fills in that missing piece you didnt even know you were looking for
Plug Drugs
05-09-2014, 06:26 PM
Lisa vag aint the place to make a kid in fact its brown as hell
+rep
Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 06:27 PM
they say it's gonna be a long long time till clay get's around to fixing my rep,
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