View Full Version : dp, you're a real asshole
KKKody
01-11-2015, 11:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qSui5J5.png?1
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-11-2015, 11:35 PM
Yeah I am chatting on steam, I was brought to this thread a page ago by cag moaning about me ad nauseam
KKKody
01-11-2015, 11:37 PM
no lisa chatting with or about you really just ads nausea
tim teaming up with elz oh boy here we go!
I never asked them to team up, they decided to team me up with own decisions, where is your Jon? I'm pretty sure he would use you for sex than anything
KKKody
01-11-2015, 11:47 PM
careful elz they'll herp you next
It would be hilarious because I will be first victim of non-lizard
cagordon
01-11-2015, 11:49 PM
we lost.... :'(
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-11-2015, 11:49 PM
Elz will never be herped
And it wasn't jon who herped cag he just wouldn't unherp her, he must have so much respect for her
we lost.... :'(
Just uninstall SMITE, every MOBA games are for losers, you can't win solo, it depends on this teamwork
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-12-2015, 12:03 AM
Cag's upset you never showed her your penis
She showed everyone her scabby vagina but hardly anyone showed her their cock, I didn't and everyone gets their cock out for me
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:18 AM
I don't actually want to see elz's penis lmao otherwise I would have asked him. and jon and I don't really care about the forum. apparently that's all to real to the rest of you lmao
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:21 AM
also why would I want to uninstall smite its best game right now. I can understand why deso and reno have thousands of thousands of hours invested into shit like dota
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:22 AM
except dota isn't as good as smite.
I don't actually want to see elz's penis lmao otherwise I would have asked him. and jon and I don't really care about the forum. apparently that's all to real to the rest of you lmao
:)
projecting
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-12-2015, 12:23 AM
i didn't have to ask, he offered because he knew I'm a safe place to "offload" so to speak, juji never wanted to show you because you're a pathetic nasty cunt
also why would I want to uninstall smite its best game right now. I can understand why deso and reno have thousands of thousands of hours invested into shit like dota
Did anyone message you like that?
http://i.imgur.com/bl116hO.jpg
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:26 AM
elz can unload on you all he wants lmao im not going to sit and liten to him bitch
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:26 AM
meanwhile I have a smite match to play ^__^
i didn't have to ask, he offered because he knew I'm a safe place to "offload" so to speak, juji never wanted to show you because you're a pathetic nasty cunt
Well, that's true, I decided to show my dick to anyone to get honest opinion. I chose Lisa because I know her better.
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-12-2015, 12:27 AM
elz can unload on you all he wants lmao im not going to sit and liten to him bitch
Yes you are because literally no-one else is talking to you
But I see you bitching and moaning, not elz
Also for the record it was pretty nice
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:27 AM
you guys are making a real big deal out of this. :giggle:
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:28 AM
I wish you both a happy life together :P
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-12-2015, 12:29 AM
you guys are making a real big deal out of this. :giggle:
Nope, that would be you again you delusional skanky twerp
I wish you both a happy life together :P
Yes, but what's about yours?
No need to fight, why you would do like that with hate
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:49 AM
yay we win! ^___^
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:50 AM
what have you to do with anything in my life at all lmao
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:52 AM
looolooolooo i hate u! >:)
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:52 AM
stinky mexican
cagordon
01-12-2015, 12:52 AM
living in his stinky Mexican mud hut =D
I understand what you are trying to say, I don't blame you <3
cagordon
01-12-2015, 02:31 AM
i don't blame myself either.
One day you will understand about your selfish :)
Oh wait, I didn't notice you changed your avatar, are you pretending to be a chamaleon?
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-12-2015, 03:41 AM
She always has pimples on her chin
Probably because it's always caked with make-up
She put on fake eyelashes to go into tinychat once lol
And wtf does she do to her eyebrows
Can I see a pic of cag without make up?
I remember I have seen her face without make up in tinychat when she invited me to hang out with lesbians in Tinychat, then someone made mod to Cag and she banned me for no reason
cagordon
01-12-2015, 04:34 AM
suck a sack of sweaty balls, elz
cagordon
01-12-2015, 04:38 AM
I am jon's girlfriend ^__^
suck a sack of sweaty balls, elz
If you mean suck a sack of sweaty boobs, of course
cagordon
01-12-2015, 05:03 AM
No, I meant a sack of sweaty balls. you rootbeer and plug drugs can share a sack.
cagordon
01-12-2015, 05:04 AM
(and tim since he's begged lisa multiple times for sex) real cool, sexy bunch of sexually deprived unfuckable miscreants :giggle:
http://i.imgur.com/zewHYjQ.jpg
cagordon
01-12-2015, 05:05 AM
the anti-fantasy league
You took this pic that I have uploaded and you changed avatar it means you liked it also you like me :)
cagordon
01-12-2015, 05:19 AM
ok you can go away from me now
ok you can go away from me now
Heh, I was about go to sleep, now see ya later
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-12-2015, 05:27 AM
Can I see a pic of cag without make up?
I remember I have seen her face without make up in tinychat when she invited me to hang out with lesbians in Tinychat, then someone made mod to Cag and she banned me for no reason
never happened, she would have a thick layer on, this is why you wear glasses
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-12-2015, 05:28 AM
(and tim since he's begged lisa multiple times for sex) real cool, sexy bunch of sexually deprived unfuckable miscreants :giggle:
And it all makes you retardedly jealous
No-life pathetic skank
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-12-2015, 05:29 AM
Anyway think I've handed enough shit back to cag
*YAWN*
cagordon
01-12-2015, 06:14 AM
why would that make me jealous?
Autistic Spectrum
01-12-2015, 06:35 AM
you avatar offends me cag
cagordon
01-12-2015, 06:46 AM
suck a sack of wet balls
cagordon
01-12-2015, 06:47 AM
my eyes really look like tthat irl when I take off my glasses
Autistic Spectrum
01-12-2015, 07:07 AM
it's not your eyes it's your hair
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:15 AM
oh yeah lmao its a frizzy mess lmao I went outside because I left my purse in my car and it was drizzling so my hair went pooof.
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-12-2015, 07:18 AM
Dead straw from straightening everyday to try amd claim you have good hair
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:19 AM
oh please your hair is pink. hang on i'll go do it right now and take a new pic just for you guys
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:20 AM
I got jury duty today anyways
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-12-2015, 07:21 AM
oh please your hair is pink. hang on i'll go do it right now and take a new pic just for you guys
Fluro pink and it's uv active so glows under uv.... Because you know I'm always at raves
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:22 AM
why would you want your hair that color?
Autistic Spectrum
01-12-2015, 07:23 AM
I got jury duty today anyways
i hope it's a murder case, i hope they finally caught the guys who killed your mom
Lisa the Meter Maid
01-12-2015, 07:25 AM
why would you want your hair that color?
For fun.
People stop me in the street and tell me they love it, that's the downside
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:25 AM
i hope it's a murder case, i hope they finally caught the guys who killed your mom
no no its just gonna be a pain in my assI ppicked up the letter too late and now I have to report in or something today and I need a good excuse to get out of it. this will cut into my counter-strike/smite time
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:25 AM
This is proof the justice system is flawed if they have people like me on a jury
Autistic Spectrum
01-12-2015, 07:26 AM
tell them that your mother was murdered and you belive all black people are bad
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:27 AM
and gotta drive my fuckin roommate to work. that is two times too many that I will have to leave my home
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:27 AM
tell them that your mother was murdered and you belive all black people are bad
the mark of cain
Autistic Spectrum
01-12-2015, 07:29 AM
get your roommate to get her NA sponsor or the halfway house cosnsler on duty to drive her
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:30 AM
She's moved on to greener pasters and is now sponsoring someone else.
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:31 AM
she and her boyfriend made me and jon play this terrible terrible card game called apples to apples
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:32 AM
it took two hours, time which we could have spent playing mass smite/counter-strike instead.
Autistic Spectrum
01-12-2015, 07:33 AM
apples to apples is a childs game lol
Autistic Spectrum
01-12-2015, 07:33 AM
it's for like 7 to 12 year olds
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:43 AM
WRONG!
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:44 AM
https://www.google.com/shopping/product/6710025047178361865?safe=off&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=apples+to+apples&oq=apples+t&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.83339334,d.aWw&biw=1222&bih=486&pf=p&sugexp=msedr&gs_rn=60&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=e-2CPupoWW-1PZvnhyBAfg&cp=8&gs_id=u&xhr=t&tch=1&ech=8&psi=b92zVOufGoqTyQSHgYLgAw.1421073776743.1&sa=X&ei=ct2zVIO8EsWeyAT8z4JI&sqi=2&ved=0CIIBELok
7 year olds are not allowed to play
Autistic Spectrum
01-12-2015, 07:45 AM
it's a little kids game
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCgx_es2rn0
cagordon
01-12-2015, 07:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwCs31MnOd4
its fun for the whole family!!!!!
Autistic Spectrum
01-12-2015, 08:03 AM
kids come on!!! time for your favotirte card game, apples to apples!
cagordon
01-12-2015, 08:23 AM
kids come on!!! time for your favotirte card game, apples to apples!
stomple crooned
Autistic Spectrum
01-12-2015, 08:59 AM
cards agsinty humanity is not allowed at the halfway house
steveyos
04-20-2018, 12:52 PM
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ewokmyweewok
09-02-2018, 09:53 PM
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