The Cag Files: All Cag Audio/Video/Pics gets posted for weeks ITT.

[Battery Bits]

She already couldn’t make it as a second rate whore

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Just stopping by to bump a couple of things

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[PISS JUGS]

Is rootbeer uniting with lisa ITT?

[Pirate Steve]

Rooty must have finally finished picking tempered glass out of his ass

[maks]

rootbeer might not be the most desirable man on the planet but he can do better than a woman who blows 12 year olds

[Pirate Steve]

Rootbeer invented protein folding.
Sadly, bending your dick 180 degrees to ejaculate doesn't have the same result as modern methods of protein folding...

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[maxgoldberg]

rootbeer might not be the most desirable man on the planet but he can do better than a woman who blows 12 year olds

[Battery Bits]

Never blew any 12 year old you tard

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[maxgoldberg]

rootbeer might not be the most desirable man on the planet but he can do better than a woman who blows 12 year olds

^_^

[maxgoldberg]

Rooty really blew it with debbie. She was a good woman.

[Battery Bits]

Rootbeer can’t get any gf

He thinks he’s owed one

All you can do is make up retard shit to try and own me

All I have to do is bump these threads because you’re literal trash

[Pirate Steve]

Rootbeer can’t get any gf

He thinks he’s owed one

All you can do is make up retard shit to try and own me

All I have to do is bump these threads because you’re literal trash

You're literally a ward of the state whose dream guy was a heroin addict.

[Battery Bits]

You're literally a ward of the state whose dream guy was a heroin addict.

Donny was hot and smart and funny and sweet

All things you’re certainly not

[Pirate Steve]

Donny was hot and smart and funny and sweet

All things you’re certainly not

He had a heroin habit, no job, and fewer teeth than a field mouse. You sure can pick'em

[Battery Bits]

He had a heroin habit, no job, and fewer teeth than a field mouse. You sure can pick'em

He had all his teeth but ONE broken one which gave him character, he was fucking cute, you on the other hand are not and probably have false teeth, you don’t look like take care off your hygiene very well, I can only imagine what kind of moronic bushpig married you, gross

He had a job, he was a functional addict

[Pirate Steve]

He had all his teeth but ONE broken one which gave him character, he was fucking cute, you on the other hand are not and probably have false teeth, you don’t look like take care off your hygiene very well, I can only imagine what kind of moronic bushpig married you, gross

He had a job, he was a functional addict

Now he's a nonfunctional addict

[Battery Bits]

Now he's a nonfunctional addict
Obtuse slow bus

[Pirate Steve]

Obese parasite

[Pirate Steve]

I can namecall like a child too

[Pirate Steve]

In fact from now on I will only refer to you as the welfaresausage

[Battery Bits]

Obese parasite

I’m chunky

You on the other hand are obese

[Battery Bits]

I can namecall like a child too

Oh I’m easily more creative, less ignorant and far more mature than your cody level obese ass

[Pirate Steve]

Oh I’m easily more creative, less ignorant and far more mature than your cody level obese ass

That must be why the best you can come up with is fat and stupid
You don't like me, and that's fine, I don't want you to. I just want you gone.

[Battery Bits]

That must be why the best you can come up with is fat and stupid
You don't like me, and that's fine, I don't want you to. I just want you gone.

I’ve come up with plenty of adjectives you cody level wannabe

[Battery Bits]

Mind you a spade is a spade so if you want to reduce it to fat and stupid that’s simply apt

[Pirate Steve]

I’ve come up with plenty of adjectives you cody level wannabe

Come up with a job instead

[Battery Bits]

Come up with a job instead

I volunteer for charity which is more admirable than taking money for pushing papers to feed my hideous snot faces

[Pirate Steve]

I volunteer for charity which is more admirable than taking money for pushing papers to feed my hideous snot faces

You work the register for 4 hours a week that's not exactly world shattering change there sausage

[Battery Bits]

You work the register for 4 hours a week that's not exactly world shattering change there sausage

Actually it’s 10-12 hours a week

[Pirate Steve]

Actually it’s 10-12 hours a week

You're still basically running a rummage sale for free not negotiating world peace

[maxgoldberg]

It must be an easy job if it can be done hammered

[Battery Bits]

You're still basically running a rummage sale for free not negotiating world peace

Still more admirable than you

[Battery Bits]

It must be an easy job if it can be done hammered

As opposed to what you do

Which is nothing

[Battery Bits]

Not that I go to work hammered

But no it isn’t brain surgery

[Pirate Steve]

Still more admirable than you

I contributed to ending the pandemic while you sold some dead grandmother's shoes

[Battery Bits]

I contributed to ending the pandemic while you sold some dead grandmother's shoes

LMAO

No you didn’t you paper pusher

And the pandemic hasn’t ended so go back to drawing board

Go file some shit bitch

[Pirate Steve]

Holy shit you really are insane aren't you

[Battery Bits]

Holy shit you really are insane aren't you

*YAWN*

Slow bus

[Battery Bits]

I’m not the secretary that is claiming he ended the pandemic LOL

[Pirate Steve]

I’m not the secretary that is claiming he ended the pandemic LOL

Neither of those are true

[maxgoldberg]

How come no one ever comes here to talk about how admirable you are? It's only you giving yourself compliments and literally no one else. I didnt wanna point that out because it's a little mean

[Battery Bits]

I contributed to ending the pandemic

[Battery Bits]

How come no one ever comes here to talk about how admirable you are? It's only you giving yourself compliments and literally no one else. I didnt wanna point that out because it's a little mean

A bit like you calling yourself hot

[maxgoldberg]

Like even the people who are mildly friendly wont defend her in anyway. I was literally the only person who was concerned when the idiot chugged down 20 beers lol.

[Pirate Steve]

Like even the people who are mildly friendly wont defend her in anyway. I was literally the only person who was concerned when the idiot chugged down 20 beers lol.

I was a little concerned when she decided to drive to "work" after those 20 beers

[Battery Bits]

I was a little concerned when she decided to drive to "work" after those 20 beers

Tard.

I didn’t go to work

I had a sickie

I went to work 2 days after drinking 16 beers over several hours

[Pirate Steve]

Whore.
You are a sickie.
You haven't been to work in a decade

[Battery Bits]

Whore.
You are a sickie.
You haven't been to work in a decade

Not true at all actually

You WISH I was a whore

But I chose not to be one and to focus on doing good things for society

[Pirate Steve]

Not true at all actually

You WISH I was a whore

But I chose not to be one and to focus on doing good things for society

Like selling used shoes to soccer moms

[Battery Bits]

Like selling used shoes to soccer moms

No like teaching and working for charity

[Pirate Steve]

No like teaching and working for charity

Teaching autistic children bad English isn't what I would consider a net benefit to society

[Battery Bits]

Teaching autistic children bad English isn't what I would consider a net benefit to society

Spending 6 years at university to teach children of all ages all subjects is more admirable than what you’ve done

[Pirate Steve]

Spending 6 years at university to teach children of all ages all subjects is more admirable than what you’ve done

How long did you work Lisa you're 42 and haven't worked in a decade so I'm guessing 5 years tops

[Battery Bits]

How long did you work Lisa you're 42 and haven't worked in a decade so I'm guessing 5 years tops

Not true, I’ve had lots of jobs

I haven’t worked for 5 years but instead volunteer for charity

I was a teacher for 5 years

[Pirate Steve]

So how long have you been a parasite overall

[Battery Bits]

When I stopped working for legitimate reasons I volunteered for charity so as to give back to society

So go suck a twat

[Pirate Steve]

No thanks

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Oopsie

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Lol

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Lol

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I’ll just bump these then have a nap

[Battery Bits]

Morning

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Nighty night

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Bump

[maxgoldberg]

someone is upset about the posts ive made in foottown :rofl: