just j/o

[TheElJoe]

nap time

[Alsto]

living the dream...

[TheElJoe]

yeah watching my wall mounted led tv jacking off to weird stuff then passing out cause i'm so tired

[TheElJoe]

but not watching porn on my led tv damn my life sucks

[Alsto]

post pics of tv and if your dick just so happens to get in the frame then that's ok...

[sex with dead people]

yeah watching my wall mounted led tv jacking off to weird stuff then passing out cause i'm so tired

Define "weird stuff"

[Alsto]

sex with dead people...

[TheElJoe]

My dick would block the tv heh and weird stuff as in fetishes as in maybe some feet stuff or idk maybe other stuff

[Alsto]

power stroke, power nap...

[Lisa Claus]

feet

a fucking weird yet harmless fetish

I don't get it

I knew a guy once who would get off if I showed him my feet on cam

I would sit there wiggling my toes at the cam and pissing myself laughing as he jerked off

[Critic Al Bundy]

feet

a fucking weird yet harmless fetish

I don't get it

I knew a guy once who would get off if I showed him my feet on cam

I would sit there wiggling my toes at the cam and pissing myself laughing as he jerked off

Eh... no, Peg. *flushes toilet*

[Lisa Claus]

Eh... no, Peg. *flushes toilet*shut up maks

stare at my number and never call me

[Critic Al Bundy]

shut up maks

stare at my number and never call me

*flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *FLUSHES TOILET*

[Lisa Claus]

*flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *FLUSHES TOILET*shut up maks

stare at my number and never call me

[Critic Al Bundy]

*flushes toilet*

[Lisa Claus]

*flushes toilet*
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[Critic Al Bundy]

Eh... no, Peg. *flushes toilet*

[sex with dead people]

feet

a fucking weird yet harmless fetish

I don't get it

I knew a guy once who would get off if I showed him my feet on cam

I would sit there wiggling my toes at the cam and pissing myself laughing as he jerked off

It sounds like half of your sexual encounters involve watching someone jerking off on webcam.

[Lisa Claus]

It sounds like half of your sexual encounters involve watching someone jerking off on webcam.nah

but a small fraction

[blumpkin blownuts]

i need to j/o but nothing gets me off anymore

[Lisa Claus]

let me watch you try

[blumpkin blownuts]

you're not helping you're hurting

[Critic Al Bundy]

let me watch you try

Eh... no, Peg. *flushes toilet*

[Lisa Claus]

you're not helping you're hurtingwell you're useless then

[blumpkin blownuts]

maybe i don't want to be used

[Lisa Claus]

aw

that's a shame

[sex with dead people]

you're not helping you're hurting

I'm serious...as soon as that bitch started posting here i can easily go more than a week without needing to j/o. She gave me erectile dysfunction and i think i should file a lawsuit against her for it.

[blumpkin blownuts]

same here man i can't seem to get a chubby no matter what i try and it's usually like that when she's here

[Lisa Claus]

same here man i can't seem to get a chubby no matter what i try and it's usually like that when she's here

You were about ready to catch a plane to come fuck me 2 days ago and I told you to go to bed

Were you going to attempt that with a floppy?

[blumpkin blownuts]

I was having a psychotic break. And I never fly.

[Lisa Claus]

typical

I get all the crazies

[Lisa Claus]

well goodluck with the prostitutes on craiglist now that you're sane again

bye

[TheElJoe]

It's like yeah just put your feet around my dick and jack me off like you're a monkey using your feet for stuff

[Alsto]

jock itch/athlete's foot...

[sex with dead people]

Can't even j/o to that shit.

[plusle riot]

Can't even j/o to that shit.

.

[plusle riot]

i've given a couple footjobs before but that's just me being a lazy bitch saying yeah good you freak i don';t even want tofuck just let me pass out on your couch already

[plusle riot]

TIL my feet are sluts

[Lisa Claus]

yeah we can read that

whenever I see someone do that I think "what a fucking moron"

[plusle riot]

jock itch/athlete's foot...

gold bond for safe foot sex

[blumpkin blownuts]

cum socks

[plusle riot]

oh shit i cou;dve worn socks what was i thinking but goddamn do my feet look youthful

[Alsto]

feet by the foot...

[TheElJoe]

gonna cum on your toe jam

[Alsto]

hey eljoe, did you know that lisa cunt is really fucking stupid?

[Alsto]

the severity of it is truly shocking, prepare yourself for the worst while browsing posts...

[TheElJoe]

i have her blocked

[TheElJoe]

first person i ever put on my ignore list