woke up with a HUGE boner and sore back

[timmy]

was pretty drunk last night i mean jesus walking on crutches gets a little hard

[timmy]

it gets hard when youre drunk, hard lke my dick right now

[maks]

I know there's a tiny tim joke in here somewhere

[sex with dead people]

Who had the huge boner you woke up with?

[Lisa Claus]

All the way up to your belly button

lol

[steveyos]

Who had the huge boner you woke up with?

[cberry]

waking up with a sore back after being buttpounded is the pits

[Garfield]

my hole is literally damaged maybe a polyp or a ulcer or something but im cursing myself for not having opted to buy comprehensive insurance right now. feels like someone is shoving a nail diagonally into my asshole for like a month straight

[timmy]

:bump:

[m0nde]

dick so big I hurt mah back