Lisa, you need to stop saying you want to beat me up/smash my face in

[Autistic Spectrum]

i know that's how you express love, because that's how you were raised to love in the circus. but your negative attention seeking behavior will not get you very far with me,so i have come up with some ground rules for our internet relationship.

1.stop posting after i post saying you want to crush my balls in a vice

2.do not make threads about me

3.stop talking to me

4.marry plug drugs and invite me to the wedding, i will fly over there to attend, with monde as my +1

5.make me the godfather to your first child

[syn]

plug drugs is in for a shock when he finds out that lisa doesn't care about him

[syn]

Lisa didn't even know plug drugs was coming all the way to AU to visit her no candle lit dinner on the beach no candles no flowers no nothing

[Desolation]

fam

[syn]

FAMMM whats up fam

[Desolation]

fam day off fam just gonna drink some beer maybe hit the gym later u?

[syn]

drinking beer now going to go to work u wana go to the gym later?

[syn]

I need someone to spot me going to do max rep's today

[Desolation]

my avatar is so insidious ugh

[Desolation]

you know i'm good for that bruh bruh gonna get some shots up probably drop a triple double on the juco players there smh

[Autistic Spectrum]

gonna spend all day trying to convince stompleb to hang out while i'm in L.A. next week

[syn]

nah fam hurt my acl last time we played flag football im hittin the weights today

[Desolation]

good luck i was 2 blocks from his house and he refused to hit the beach or a bar or something

[syn]

that game went so hard 87 running yard touchdown

[Desolation]

ah fam well dont push yourself too hard. Focus upper body. You work iron. I'll wind cardio.

[Desolation]

why were those defenders even trying to catch you #wasteoftime

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/3cn0G4N.jpg

[syn]

and i had my J's on fam LOL! #nah brah #vick

[Desolation]

#VickIt #NoGoldorPlat

[BatteriWyfe]

:butt:

[steveyos YOLO]

plug drugs is in for a shock when he finds out that lisa doesn't care about him

:hmm: :goodone: