I'm a gross piece of shit.

[Camoron]

Fuck her then be a total dick for no reason. She will go insane and break up with her boyfriend for you.

uhm i uhh dont think she would just fuck me outside a relationship, lol

[always stevey]

especially if she has daddy issues, because if you're a dick, she'll start trying to please and get the approval her dad never gave her.

[maks]

camoron just live in the moment that's the best advice I can give you, stop thinking about long term you're in your 20's for fuck's sake just get pussy and enjoy it and don't try to "take your relationship to the next level" or some such horseshit let it develop on its own

[always stevey]

camoron just live in the moment that's the best advice I can give you, stop thinking about long term you're in your 20's for fuck's sake just get pussy and enjoy it and don't try to "take your relationship to the next level" or some such horseshit let it develop on its own

thats what i was thinking. he's inexperianced and trying to have a long term relationship

[Camoron]

it is but I kind of feel responsible for leading him in the right direction, taking the older brother role. maybe I can make up karmically for all the harm I did to plug drugs.

idk what i even want.

[maks]

if there's no long term potential with a particular girl that doesn't mean it has to end you can still hang with her and have fun a girlfriend is really just a friend you fuck. as long as you're not lying about your intentions you're not doing anything wrong.

[always stevey]

screw with sum bitches heads, camerone. lol

[Camoron]

thats what i was thinking. he's inexperianced and trying to have a long term relationship

hey, shut up

[maks]

idk what i even want.

that's exactly why you shouldn't try to turn a silly little fun thing into a super serious RELATIONSHIP

[Camoron]

if there's no long term potential with a particular girl that doesn't mean it has to end you can still hang with her and have fun a girlfriend is really just a friend you fuck. as long as you're not lying about your intentions you're not doing anything wrong.

but what if she loves me and i dont fele the same way

[maks]

but what if she loves me and i dont fele the same way

then move on, be as kind as possible but end it immediately. she's doing the same shit I just told you not to do.

[always stevey]

but what if she loves me and i dont fele the same way

She's gonna be needy and way overly attached if she's says she loves you after one month.

[Camoron]

idk how i feel, this si all very complicated and gay.

[always stevey]

Your mission right now is to fuck Bryon's girlfriend.

[maks]

idk how i feel, this si all very complicated and gay.

it's really not complicated, either you want to stay or you don't. "I'm afraid I won't be able to meet anyone else" is not a reason to stay, there's always someone else.

[Camoron]

no, my mission is to finish school and find a bette rpaying job.. lol

[StompleB]

paralyzed by fear

Don't force it. If you're not ready, content yourself. Don't be embarrassed, but be humble; that's real confidence.
Never have expectations, people aren't a means to an end and you should never care about what your chances are.

[Camoron]

mac and cheese time brb

[maks]

Don't force it. If you're not ready, content yourself. Don't be embarrassed, but be humble; that's real confidence.
Never have expectations, people aren't a means to an end and you should never care about what your chances are.

shut the fuck up, nobody needs dating advice from an asexual virgin.

[Camoron]

Don't force it. If you're not ready, content yourself. Don't be embarrassed, but be humble; that's real confidence.
Never have expectations, people aren't a means to an end and you should never care about what your chances are.

thanks

[Camoron]

shut the fuck up, nobody needs dating advice from an asexual virgin.

why are you sitll so mean to stomple?

[maks]

why are you sitll so mean to stomple?

because I hate him, but also because he's pulling the plug drugs move of having strong opinions and giving advice on something he's not qualified to have an opinion on. you don't see me giving tips on vegetarian cuisine do you

[always stevey]

Camorne conflict mediator.

[maks]

Look camoron I know I have never dated anyone and never will but that's not going to stop me from getting on my soapbox about it

[maks]

I have never restored an old arcade machine, so when the subject comes up I shut my mouth and let drunkpuppies do the talking

[StompleB]

I must have been too prideful to give advice on being a good human being.

[always stevey]

Let's talk this out like adults on tinychat. That's what adults do... Communicate about sensative issues on tinychat.

[Gentleman Doli]

Let's talk this out like adults on tinychat. That's what adults do... Communicate about sensative issues on tinychat.

im in there wiating for u cag

[the president of sex]

how did this thread reach ten pages

[Garfield]

it came form the heart

[maks]

I must have been too prideful to give advice on being a good human being.

You're not a good human being, you're a self righteous blowhard with serious anger issues, and, again, you have never dated anyone ever so maybe you're not the most qualified to be giving dating advice.

[maks]

how did this thread reach ten pages

because camoron's irl friends have failed him

[Garfield]

stomple dated gush for a little bit

[Autistic Spectrum]

stomple what's the best way to marinate the rack of ribs i picked up at the meat market

[Autistic Spectrum]

follow up question, how do you pronounce qukkoaa

[always stevey]

don't listen to any of dp's relationship advice. he will only tell you to lock it in the basement and assfuck it once in awhile.

[Garfield]

such vulgar words

[Autistic Spectrum]

here's how to have a relatinsihop with a girl,

get in your car, drive to where girls are walking aorund, pull up next to one u want to fuck,,,

roll down the window, look her dead in the eyes and say

bitch get in the car, then open the passgerner side door for her from the inside so she knows u are a gentlemen,,

drive her to your moms house, sneak her past your mom chain smoking in the kitchnn into your lair, mumble

don't mind the wrestling posters this is my little brothers room,

fuck that girl, fuck her like theres no tommorw,,

fall alseep right after, hope she's not there when u wake up

[StompleB]

follow up question, how do you pronounce qukkoaa

:pissed:

[maks]

stompleb how do I convince a 7 year old to keep something secret from his parents

[always stevey]

Camerone when dog girl gave you permission to kiss her on the cheek you should have said no thanks. lol

[always stevey]

she deffo would have tried to fuck you after that for self-reasurrance.

[Camoron]

here's how to have a relatinsihop with a girl,

get in your car, drive to where girls are walking aorund, pull up next to one u want to fuck,,,

roll down the window, look her dead in the eyes and say

bitch get in the car, then open the passgerner side door for her from the inside so she knows u are a gentlemen,,

drive her to your moms house, sneak her past your mom chain smoking in the kitchnn into your lair, mumble

don't mind the wrestling posters this is my little brothers room,

fuck that girl, fuck her like theres no tommorw,,

fall alseep right after, hope she's not there when u wake up

actually have superman posters in my room

[Camoron]

and star trek

[maks]

don't bring her to your house, go to her house. she'll be more comfortable on her own turf and she'll have no address to give the police.

[Camoron]

heh, heh, yeah, fuckin bithces

[the president of sex]

because camoron's irl friends have failed him

who

[Camoron]

thats the joke, i dont have any

[the president of sex]

what about that indian guy

http://www.gazelleindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Native-American-Retailer.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe hook up with a girl you allready know, maybe one you talk to on the fourms everyday, and watch star trek with over skype, while u are planing your trolls for tommorw

[Camoron]

not sure who you mean by that

[the president of sex]

he means iwc

[Autistic Spectrum]

u cybersexed her, now it's time for the real deal,

[Camoron]

theres an idea