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Sorry Lexie

Stay on this path you'll end up institutionalized, I guarantee it

Stevey you're stretching hard and it's really sad how far you've fallen even by your standards

I can't it's too far to drive home drunk

lets have a battle royale stevey, I'll let you have your weapon of choice, a well rendered $300 plastic fork prim, and I'll stand behind my impenetrable wall of money and girls who have let me touch their vaginas

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I wish we had open mic nights, I love to watcha train wreck but I'd have to go to danbury and that's too far to drive home drunk

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your life is so shit I can't fit all the adjectives

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I wish we had open mic nights, I love to watcha train wreck but I'd have to go to danbury and that's too far to drive home drunk

that's way worse than being a neckbearded virgin pseudo aspie dropout on welfare

I wish we had open mic nights, I love to watcha train wreck but I'd have to go to danbury and that's too far to drive home drunk

something that's only sort of fun as a goof is far enough away that it's not worth driving to, woe is me

I accidentally clicked pug dug's thread because I thought it said taco bell and was at first gonna laugh cause all I read in the entire post was clayton and sherman then I got to your post and I lol'd even harder your life is fucking amazing dude

dude I was JUST about to make a thread making fun of "I wish we had open mic nights, I love to watcha train wreck but I'd have to go to danbury and that's too far to drive home drunk "


you're rich, your life is amazing, I can't wait until I'm so rich that I can't go where I want and do what I want haha

you're not going to find anyone stevey, you're a creepy weirdo with no social skills

I'm not even at your level of shitty life I would have to go through a fucking lot of brick walls and fall off cliffs and all sorts of stuff to get anywhere close to having to join that cult instead what I'm gonna do is find a hot sane chick

Maybe it's time for you to join the cult as well

Originally Posted by Lina Goldberg

no thanks turns out he's a huge asshole

lololo

Okay call me sometime and we can talk about the ancient astronaut theory

no thanks turns out he's a huge asshole

Attn: Lexie Laredo Lima goldberg

Give stevey another chance at romance