first thing I did after getting lipo today was eat a

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08-06-2013
terror baby

first thing I did after getting lipo today was eat a

cream cheese danish from au bon pain.

:ozone:
08-06-2013
Gentleman Doli

I just ate a carrot.
08-06-2013
Autistic Spectrum

well i had a late lunch, had such a busy day , between my lust for whores, and lunch hour sex that i pay for, and my busy busy job on the oil rig, i can finally find 10 mins for me time!
08-06-2013
m0nde

are yo making fun of ramen?
08-06-2013
m0nde

you're terrible!
08-06-2013
fanfare

i sound a mouse in an au bon pain once
08-06-2013
m0nde

"squeak"
08-06-2013
terror baby

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Originally Posted by m0nde

are yo making fun of ramen?

no I had to get lipo because I need fat around my breast implants because I had cancer and I have no breast tissue...
08-06-2013
skrizach

in quebec mice say "skouik! skouik!"
08-06-2013
blumpkin blownuts

I had to go to one of those walk-in clinics once for a mousebite
08-06-2013
always stevey

oh god lipo.. considering getting my ass fat sucked out.. and good lord I am so drunk
think im gonna go lay down or something
08-06-2013
blumpkin blownuts

your ass is not even close to fat
besides what kind of reeking faggot would enjoy a lap-dance from a chick with a hard, boney ass
08-06-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

I had to go to one of those walk-in clinics once for a mousebite

s moudrbite. so freaking random
08-06-2013
blumpkin blownuts

it wasn't random to that asshole mouse it was fucxking calculated and deliberate
08-06-2013
Gentleman Doli

coolest disease to die from: aids? Probabley lol,,,,
08-06-2013
always stevey

how you get bitten by a mouse? where you trying to catch it lol
08-06-2013
Gentleman Doli

plug drugs goes to those walk in clinics every day to try and get pain medsa,,,,
08-06-2013
blumpkin blownuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by GulDucat

how you get bitten by a mouse? where you trying to catch it lol

i did cacth it but what could it have possibly gained by biting something 10,000x its size
08-06-2013
always stevey

you murdered a cute fuzzy mouse?!
08-06-2013
Autistic Spectrum

cag get in http://tinychat.com/rubynet
08-06-2013
always stevey

im so fucked up.. i shoudt be in there.. let me go trhow up all this booxe first
08-06-2013
blumpkin blownuts

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

you murdered a cute fuzzy mouse?!

only because it fucking attacked me, i was just going to take him across the street to the woods so he could get back to his friends who could have tauhgt him how to be a forest mouse but noooooo he had to try and get a piece of me, so his journey ended smashed between the seat and the bowl of a toilet and then flushed

also when a mouse bites they don't let go that's why i had to find the closest thing available to crush the little faggot
08-06-2013
Autistic Spectrum

CAG GET IN TINYCHAT, I NEED TO ASK U SOMETHING http://tinychat.com/rubynet
08-06-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

only because it fucking attacked me, i was just going to take him across the street to the woods so he could get back to his friends who could have tauhgt him how to be a forest mouse but noooooo he had to try and get a piece of me, so his journey ended smashed between the seat and the bowl of a toilet and then flushed

also when a mouse bites they don't let go that's why i had to find the closest thing available to crush the little faggot

:'( he never stooda achance.
08-06-2013
blumpkin blownuts

that's not what he must have thought with his balls big enough to bit me hard enough to send me to the clinic