i have like 8 unopened boxes of the stuff even showering every day one set lasts like 2-3 months
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i have like 8 unopened boxes of the stuff even showering every day one set lasts like 2-3 months
you need to get those larp germs off you, Id on't have around any larpers and I only shower like once a week cause of my veins and I don't have any acne at all
I really need to get an inflatable bath tub I am too tall for the one in my house I cannot hack not being clean much longer I'm gonna lose it
get one of those walk-in baths with the door in the side so you will be less likely to slip & fall
even if I could afford that there's no room, my bathroom is so small not even cag could lay down flat in there not even in the tub just anywhere in the bathroom
that reminds me i need to go take a shower IN MY RIGID, BUILT-IN SHOWER BECAUSE EAT SHIT LISA
Is it some type of cream to make your dick grow longer
I gotta get the fuck outta this house it has literally wasted three years of my life I am never gonna talk to my mom as soon as I can get the fuck away from her she has ruined 26 years of my life and these past three were the last straw
idk what the big deal about an inflatable bath is I think it's a neat idea
the turtleman fucking rules and he takes his baths in a storage box lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cAVTvc89ME
that vid was posted in 2011 holy fuck I need to stop looking at dates I am gonn akill myself
my larping girlfriend sounds like she has some disease which gives her a muffin top and cottage thighs and makes this gross pig-like sucking/slurping noises when she sucks cock
well my larping girlfriend loves memebase but other than that she's perfect
well she also larps
Moon man meets at the tip
if you and my larping gf were swordfighting she would easily defeat you
unlike your lapring girlfriend I actualy have weapons training and I'm not gonna just copy moves I saw in some faggot movie thinking they actually work lol come on now
she would also probably wanna use a "cool looking sword" from nerd culture that in reality is a fucking piece of shit
shes been swordfighting for 13 years lol she would fucking destroy you
I bet
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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
My mom gave me karate irl and i would beat her ass so bad and make her hold my dick to piss afterwardQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
Then i would hit her with a standing moonsault after she was on the ground
I would rock bottom her through the toilet
I have an inflatable toilet...
lol owned
I know.