What was the first thing you wanted to be growing up?

I wanted to be a cookie monster. Then I wanted to be a big huge brontosaurus!

"Wooooo woooo woooo" -Hansel from Zoolander

the human incarnation of the HIVirus

an archaeologist

I always new I wanted to be a shut-in autist but if anyone asked I'd say a vet and I'd get mad props since that is realistic and all the other retards would say like an astronaut or the king or spiderman

nah, out behind out house we had a creek and it was full of quartz and pyrite, i had a hell of a collection but i sold all of it to some new age shop for a pittance when i was like 12 and bought myself a RC car.

i know of a secret creek bend in KY to get geodes by the truckload

A heterosexual.

computer person, low and behold i still love computers but know jack shit about them

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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh

A heterosexual.

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there's still time wendy

wheni was six i told my parents "i want to be a white collar desk worker" and i was six i drew a picture of my future self just so and now i am and i'm good at it

a dinosaur

stripper, with a heart of gold,

i wanted to be a doctor :(

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

there's still time wendy

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don't think so rooty :lolno:

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

stripper, with a heart of gold,

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please... no more jokes at the expense of my career path.

monde you are sort of a pediatrician , so your dream kind of came true

sort of

I still have time to become an astronaut

i heard they installed a stripper pole in the space station

omg lol deep space 69 oh snapp

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

omg lol deep space 69 oh snapp

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lol

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I still have time to become an astronaut

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Height between 62 and 75 inches
http://www.nasa.gov/audience/forstud...uirements.html

sorry cag :(

guinan was a bartender, you could do that

I always wanted to kiss a girl and last week that dream finally came true

cag, if you go back to stripping, maybe u could get a lab coat, and wear your glasses, and do science, on stage, :megafap:

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Originally Posted by m0nde

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they'll never let me bartend in space god damnit. you have to be six feet tall. I am a blind (20/200) midget stripper.

a blind midget stripper dripping in Russian piss which they will count as being mentally ill.. don't forget about the ADHD. I am a peasant. astronauts aren't made with peasants.

maybe u could marry an astronaut, that's almost like being one cag

if I was an astronaut I'd marry Gabi and tip cag a dollar at the bachelor party. oh wait I'm cag lol.