Dr Hundos Escobar doing HARDTIME
As you have probably noticed I have been away for a while, not by choice though
Dr Hundos Escobar got pinched for selling second hand dental implants and he had to take a little trip downtown for 60 days
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The first day was the hardest, not because of the isolation or oppressive authority of the wardens, but because feral niggers and spics roam the halls freely (all things considered) and as it turns out, they don't take kindly to fabulously wealthy white doctors
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"You low down dirty coon"
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"Somebody fucking help"
But nobody came, and Dr Hundos Escobar was left to take justice into his own hands
I gave the spook a spinal tap with the heel of my boot and his swagger quickly fell away to reveal the sniveling monkey coward he truly was
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"You should have thought before you put your greasy paws on me, now you have to face the consequences. I'll take the money too."
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Things started looking up after that, my reputation soared and for a little while I thought that maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all. That is until the bell rang and it was time to hit the cafeteria for some dinner.
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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. You better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
I didn't get a chance to lay this beaner out because one of the wardens showed up, dumbbell in hand to dispense some disciplinary correction to we violent criminal offenders:
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Unfortunately, by that point I had already gone insane with anger and couldn't restrain myself from attacking, so pretty soon there was a minor riot
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I probably should have considered that the warden was carrying that dumbbell for a reason
In any case, I managed to walk away without any permanent damage just as the nightly lockdown began. On my way back to my cell I found a cigarette on the floor
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Too cool for rules
