this is my thread

like all my threads, it will die without replies

do not reply

I could type whatever, it wouldn't matter

people just don't like the fact I'm the best poster

I don't care

I don't want anyone to reply to this thread, you may think this is reverse psychology but you're forgetting something

fjs

I have had a forum since 2008 where I have been the only poster

you know why?

because this thread will be the best thread on this forum, until any of you reply

get it?

so why am I making this thread?

the same reason I make all my threads

you can pretend to know why

but you don't know why

I love second life

can't wait to make some art with fanfare in second life and post it in the fjs art section

this thread is art

I am a beautiful person

I can say whatever I want because I truly don't care

you all care, you pretend not to, but you do

I can say poo poo pee pee aughaughaugh banananananananannnnnn

twinkle twinkle little star

how I wonder how I turned homosexual

oh it's because girls are stupid

why do most of the lizards constantly talk about me?

they do not seem to understand I have no idea who they are

they cannot accept how not a single poster from this forum does nothing more than sigh at how generic they are

it would be like getting mad at the wind, why bother

I want a boat

but I also do not like the ocean

I want to sail across the world but guess what?

there's too many risks, even one risk is too many

anything, even lightning, while out in the middle of the ocean is a death sentence

however I will have a fleet of unsinkable enormous ships so if one somehow does sink we get on one of the others

they will have sails, backup sails, and also have motors powered by whatever

I haven't smoked weed in months

I have a tiny amount that I'm saving for when one of my health problems gets too bad

I wish I could shower ever day, I hate when my beard is dirty it's the worst

it is right now

I just rubbed my eye and now it burns, walk a mile in my shoes see if you don't walk off a cliff

I am the toughest person ever

by the end of this winter I will have no fat and be all muscle

I don't wanna get too built

I am going to parkour

I love kids I want to have so many charities to save little nigger kids

my password is fruit

I was gonna lie and say it was fatramenwasnotasannoying

I wish I could find the right girl for me that wasn't my second life avatar, but she's the only girl worth talking to

ahhhhhhhhhh, dddaaaaaaaaa...... heeeeeeeeeeeehueueeeeeeeeee, ahhh.... Hahn. hello Hahn. did thou runneth water over thy will be able to see you can be in this message. ⓕⓙⓢ ⓝⓘⓖⓖⓐ ⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓢⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓢⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘⓞⓟⓓⓘⓟⓓⓘ

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sometimes I wonder if I should eat taco bell more often

now listen, hear me out, I know what you're thinking; how can this guy keep my attention this long even though he's typing the most boring mundane sasha-grey-level-boring stuff ever?

it's simple. I'm Steve Yelle.

please do not insult my waifu sasha grey she is a beautify and intelligent woman

ruined my thread like you ruined your forum you fucking spic

disappointment level: rubycalaber