i only rawdog with girls

:monkeyfuck:

its ironic you have to wear a condom for gay sex since homos are such disease ridden disgusting faggots even though condoms should be totally unnecessary

condoms are unnatural, and so is gay sex

Tim I'm going to help you get laid

Do not attempt to speak to a woman, do not attempt any form of communication of your ideas and thoughts, just stand there and look pretty and take off your pants. If you speak at all it's going to work against you.

i must be really good looking

your looks are definitely your best asset

I certainly wouldn't try relying on personality if I were you

i bet you'd clap your hands like a seal if i pulled my pants down

yeah

if you were gagged

if you spoke I'd probably kick you in the head

:)

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Originally Posted by LadyKillmonger

Tim I'm going to help you get laid

Do not attempt to speak to a woman, do not attempt any form of communication of your ideas and thoughts, just stand there and look pretty and take off your pants. If you speak at all it's going to work against you.

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dating advice with lisa :tup:

Tim you are a slack jawed faggot dont listen to lisa

huh?