just passed a urine test, something lisa couldnt do

bushpig :smug:

why are you having urine tests?

I only smoke pot and that's it.

Why are you obsessed with me lately? This behaviour is not going to get you laid

hey man i just passed one too congratulations

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Originally Posted by Boar

hey man i just passed one too congratulations

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LOL

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Originally Posted by LadyKillmonger

why are you having urine tests?

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its for a job lisa, something you wouldnt know much about

i dont get why me passing a urine test is funny :what:

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Originally Posted by cbarry

its for a job lisa, something you wouldnt know much about

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yeah I've had jobs from circus performer to teaching

but I've never been urine tested, I know cops that don't even get urine tested

so why do you think they've asked YOU to pee in a cup for them tim?

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Originally Posted by Boar

i dont get why me passing a urine test is funny :what:

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hush now, keep talking and next thing youre an...obsessed...bush...pig

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Originally Posted by LadyKillmonger

yeah I've had jobs from circus performer to teaching

but I've never been urine tested, I know cops that don't even get urine tested

so why do you think they've asked YOU to pee in a cup for them tim?

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its mandatory prior to being hired, dummy

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its mandatory prior to being hired, dummy

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for everyone or just you? lol

try and twist it all you like, but youre the one who's stoned all day every day and doesnt take a step outside

speaking of which I got nice big bag of the yummiest bud and season 3 of breaking bad to watch.

Cheerio pip pip.

mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

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try and twist it all you like, but youre the one who's stoned all day every day and doesnt take a step outside

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Best of luck to you Tim on your future job prospects, something fugly boychested lisa would never know about (work).

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try and twist it all you like, but youre the one who's stoned all day every day and doesnt take a step outside

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i guarantee she has more work experience than you. i think youre just bitter you had to get a job lolz

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Best of luck to you Tim on your future job prospects, something fugly boychested lisa would never know about (work).

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Lmao

Lisa has no job :/

I had to take a piss test a few days ago because I thought I had a concussion at work and they made me take a piss test for the accident report

Not worried since I dont do drugs

Tim if you had to take a piss test to get the job its probably not a very good job

What is the job

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i guarantee she has more work experience than you. i think youre just bitter you had to get a job lolz

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:yeaok:shes like 20 years older than me and has been unemployed for 10 years

well her story keeps changing because shes a compulsive liar

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Tim if you had to take a piss test to get the job its probably not a very good job

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:yeaok:

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What is the job

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groundskeeping :batting:

cameron all the guys that mow my lawn are always high as fuck why would your work care

http://i.imgur.com/CCwrIRu.jpg

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:yeaok:shes like 20 years older than me and has been unemployed for 10 years

well her story keeps changing because shes a compulsive liar

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Nope.

You're the liar.

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Nope.

You're the liar.

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lol you made an example of yourself

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cameron all the guys that mow my lawn are always high as fuck why would your work care

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I dint mow lawns. I gotta buy a suit for my job

As a TEACHER

teaching others the proper way to mow lawns, your doing gods work