if ashley where here she would be so fucking mad right now,
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if ashley where here she would be so fucking mad right now,
Dp swims from sleep only to find the sleeping Lisa cradled in his arms. The stale yet pungent scent of sex in the crisp morning air. Dp smells lisas hair.. so fresh, so soft, so silky.
cag ur gross
Dp squats over lisas face, rubbing his dick against lisas luscious locks
Dp screams like a woman and falls to the floor his dick covered in flea bites
stomple is a mensch and he lives pretty close to you
The fleas!! They do not stop biting.
cag is nasty as fuck
*shoves cags head in the toilet and gives her a swirlie*
cag has leveled up
Hitler just called and he wants to be my bff, Doli. I've stolen your gimmicks, your friend Hitler. Lmao
:scotland:Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
Cag is no jew
juden!
Java nagila manaavu
It's hava nagila lmao its not a song about coffee
lmfao you were in love with the biggest retard on the planet
Doli, exhausted after a long day at the pharmacy. His house is a mess, with layers of dust, moldy, teacups, and cat shit.
Honey I'm home, he says. Lisa slithers from the musty shadows sucks his dick.
YOUR CODEYS FRIEND!
lol tihs is how cag invisions her life with me once we get maried,Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
Doli lights two cigarettes, hands one to Lisa, and lassooes the moon.
cant get the thought of having lisa hair close to your face outta my head now ughhhhhhhhh
imagine spooning with her and waking up with a mouthful of it
You love itQuote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
Cag are you really a jew? OMG.
marco i just heard from a vet buddy of mine that the national guard is being deployed
to put all retards in da FEMA camp. yes we gonna clean up America.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
cag is suckimg our gimmicks from our souls
And why would a veterinarian know anything about thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli