i got the job

:handshake: time to celebrate, with some video games

grounds keeper timmy

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fuck australia

gonna be clearing up to 1700 a week if i work 7 days

is it in Wallygong? start saving.

now they don't just trust anyone with the keys to the shed

Barrypothead. Woe

all employees must piss in a cup first

i passed the drug test lisa something you can only dream of doing, you drug addled retard.

jobs with high responsibility obv. need drug addled free workers

and they also cant be insane and retarded like you

yeah I pass national criminal checks for teaching

I'm not low enough on the food chain to have to piss in a cup before I get the keys to the shed for groundskeeping

would you want Lisa as a co-worker?

did I just say that?

I meant to say "congratulations tim" and it came out wrong

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Originally Posted by LadyKillmonger

grounds keeper timmy

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:alert: GIMMACK THIEF :alert:

no, lisa would make the days go long, and make you want to get a new job

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Originally Posted by LadyKillmonger

did I just say that?

I meant to say "congratulations tim" and it came out wrong

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congratulaitons lisa, for still being a shut in at home, with no job and no friends other than a crosseyed cat on its last legs close to dying of natural casuses, such is life

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Originally Posted by cbarry

congratulaitons lisa, for still being a shut in at home, with no job and no friends other than a crosseyed cat on its last legs close to dying of natural casuses, such is life

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I'm higher qualified and had better jobs than you

youre too mentally unstable to get a job, that means youre a looser

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Originally Posted by cbarry

gonna be clearing up to 1700 a week if i work 7 days

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Don't listen to Lisa, welfare queen

how can you be a teacher if you dont even know how to spell for shit

Don't let that mean lady whom you jilted bring you down on your special day!

Lmao ^__^

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Originally Posted by cbarry

youre too mentally unstable to get a job, that means youre a looser

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what was that about spelling tim?

it's better than yours

bonjour madame, today we have the most exquisite hat for you to eat

lol

lisa, so fucking jealous of tim's success and cag's great body,

lisa lets put this in perspective there were 60 other candidates, 3 positions, and i got the job, something you dont have

i would fuck som kind of freakish tim-cag hy brid and no thats not gay (clay pls do not ban), thats jsut who i am

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Originally Posted by cbarry

lisa lets put this in perspective there were 60 other candidates, 3 positions, and i got the job, something you dont have

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I don't understand why she has to be such insensative piece of shit to you.

60 highly qualified and educated people lining up to piss in a cup hoping to be the lucky candidate who can pass a university exam... no wait I mean a URINE TEST... who can pass a urine test and be trustworthy enough with the keys to the shed for groundskeeping