i just htought of the most awesome idea in the world(requirement: must be male, OB need not apply)

get a vasectomy, then hunt for lesbians who want a child and a man to give them said child, most of them dont want long durations of sex, so you can cum asap and not be concerned about them enjoying it...

usually they will trick you and make you pay child support, thats how these lesbian whores work they want a baby and child support...

jokes on them you cant get them pregannt, free sex, rinse and repeat, you now have an entire new selection of sex mates(unless you want to triple it and become bi)

you cna prob fuck the same one a few times, saying youll bv e there 4 the kid, or w/e she wants from you, but never reveal that youre shooting blanks, act all insulted if they blame you for it not working, tell them theyre poor stock who cant get pregnant(lesbians are poor stock anyway soi they deserve to be called s uch)

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yeah, u gay son

drink more free soda.

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Originally Posted by Miss America

drink more free soda.

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dere iz no soduh ehn der FEEMA campz!!!!!!
mwuaahahahahahaha

I'll try this

My girlfriend used to be a lesbo :puke:

[spoilers]you can fuck a lesbian without cuttting your nuts off[/spoilers]

trying to find lesbians who want to procreate with.... you.....

this is your plan to get laid

all normal woman reject Timmay. Lisa you're no where near normal.

Must be male, Marco need not apply

:lmao: go to hell cat avatar guy